I hope I don't get anybody in trouble for letting this out, but here's the word from a buddy of mine that works in intelligence at the Pentagon.

High resolution infra-red and conventional satellite photos, combined with the new extra-low frequency through-earth radar (ELFRAD) technology, have revealed that the Chinese are now nearing completion of an exact working replica of our so-called "spy plane." From what our guys been able to piece together, it appears that the Chinese plan to present this completely functional like-new replica to the U.S. within the next 5 to 7 days as a "goodwill gesture," to replace the damaged one. Though they continue to insist (ridiculously) that the accident was our fault.

I don't know what anybody else thinks about these developments, but I am very suspicious of their motivations. "Goodwill" my ass. Mightn't they be just maneuvering to get a contract to build all our military aircraft for us?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Better keep that ELFRAD turned on and pointed straight down.  I swear I hear this digging sound.  It wouldn't be beneath them to tunnel their way through.  

You remember as a kid trying to dig straight down to China, don't you?
You think they didn't have the same thought?

[red][size=4]P.R.K.