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Posted: 1/26/2014 10:28:40 AM EDT
When I'm out in my garage my dog likes to lay on the floor while I reload or tinker around. This nosy neighbor walked up my driveway to let me know my dog needs to be on a leash. Wtf? I told her to don't worry about it. He is highly trained as he tries to sniff her ass.

He has never gotten out or shit on anyone's yard. So, why do people act like they are the law?

Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:29:45 AM EDT


Get 'er Boy!!!!


Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:30:50 AM EDT
Its a control thing.  When I lived in Oregon I had a neighbor tell me that I come home too late that I need to be more considerate of others.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:32:14 AM EDT
Shoulda told her, " looks like he ain't the only one !"
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:32:16 AM EDT
Spray her with the hose.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:32:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By USMC0928:
Its a control thing.  When I lived in Oregon I had a neighbor tell me that I come home too late that I need to be more considerate of others.
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What an asshole move.

I cant believe you werent at home in pajamas before 6 pm





Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:32:56 AM EDT
Pics of neighbor?
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:33:27 AM EDT
You're complaining about busybodies on GD?


Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:33:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Patriot54:
Shoulda told her, " looks like he ain't the only one !"
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Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:33:54 AM EDT
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What an asshole move.

I cant believe you werent at home in pajamas before 6 pm





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Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Originally Posted By USMC0928:
Its a control thing.  When I lived in Oregon I had a neighbor tell me that I come home too late that I need to be more considerate of others.



What an asshole move.

I cant believe you werent at home in pajamas before 6 pm







I'm soo sorry that I was too busy working till 230am.  Scotch and bullets aren't cheap you know.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:34:29 AM EDT
Citizens arrest for trespassing then pillage and rape
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:34:44 AM EDT
"Get the fuck out of my driveway."
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:34:45 AM EDT
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Tell her if she comes onto your property again, she'll be the one in a leash.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:34:51 AM EDT
"And you need to understand trespassing laws."
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:36:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
When I'm out in my garage my dog likes to lay on the floor while I reload or tinker around. This nosy neighbor walked up my driveway to let me know my dog needs to be on a leash. Wtf? I told her to don't worry about it. He is highly trained as he tries to sniff her ass.

He has never gotten out or shit on anyone's yard. So, why do people act like they are the law?

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Tell her to fuck off next time. Then, crap on her yard yourself later.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:38:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
When I'm out in my garage my dog likes to lay on the floor while I reload or tinker around. This nosy neighbor walked up my driveway to let me know my dog needs to be on a leash. Wtf? I told her to don't worry about it. He is highly trained as he tries to sniff her ass.

He has never gotten out or shit on anyone's yard. So, why do people act like they are the law?

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On your own property?   I should say not.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:39:40 AM EDT
"Leash?  The girl in the pit under the house is wearing it.  Anything else you need?"  

Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:39:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:43:08 AM EDT
Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done.   What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others.



A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:43:23 AM EDT
My neighbor claimed the same thing about his dog and soon afterwards it bit me on the butt, just a nip really
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:44:51 AM EDT
Next time she comes up to you like that start scratchin your balls and pickin your nose.  See if she ever comes back after that.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:50:47 AM EDT
Pee on her leg.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:55:00 AM EDT
Get a cleaver and when she comes around again start sharpening it.  Tell her yer dog likes fresh meat.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:03:25 AM EDT
Castle doctrine?
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:04:39 AM EDT
Sounds like she was trespassing.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:05:31 AM EDT
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hopefully they move out
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:08:14 AM EDT
Sounds like an URBAN problem.   Check the laws.  Also your neighbor needs to stay off your property.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:09:32 AM EDT
I'm glad I don't have neighbors like that. I drive truck and come home or leave at any time of the day and drive my tractor back to the house in the winter to plug it in and the neighbors never complain. I ask them from time to time if they can hear me and they always say I never know you're driving by unless it's during the day and I see you.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:10:45 AM EDT


Sic the dog on her.









Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:11:17 AM EDT
Tell her she is trespassing and to FOAD.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:13:18 AM EDT
Dogs inside a house need to be on a leash?

Should have had the dog urinate on her.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:13:47 AM EDT
A friend of mine has a neighbor who likes to open my friend's mailbox to see what kind of mail they're getting.

Neighbor to friend, "I see you're getting child support checks."

Friend
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:16:07 AM EDT


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Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:16:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
A friend of mine has a neighbor who likes to open my friend's mailbox to see what kind of mail they're getting.

Neighbor to friend, "I see you're getting child support checks."

Friend
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I'd tell your friend to inform the neighbor next time they do that he's calling the cops for tampering with his mail.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:19:45 AM EDT
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I'd tell your friend to inform the neighbor next time they do that he's calling the cops for tampering with his mail.
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Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
A friend of mine has a neighbor who likes to open my friend's mailbox to see what kind of mail they're getting.

Neighbor to friend, "I see you're getting child support checks."

Friend


I'd tell your friend to inform the neighbor next time they do that he's calling the cops for tampering with his mail.

I told my friend to get a camera and go to the Postmaster with the proof.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:23:21 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
A friend of mine has a neighbor who likes to open my friend's mailbox to see what kind of mail they're getting.

Neighbor to friend, "I see you're getting child support checks."

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"I see that you're committing a federal offense."
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:24:52 AM EDT
Tell them a knock knock joke.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Fuck off.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:28:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:28:19 AM EDT
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OP your post made me think of this show I watched this week

The Best Defence The Garage

Enjoy
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:30:37 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Patriot54:
Shoulda told her, " looks like he ain't the only one !"
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/thread.



I can't stand people who feel the need to insert themselves in your daily lives
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:32:41 AM EDT
I had one tell me I needed a permit to put a shelf in my garage.
I responded by getting really serious and saying "You're not going to snitch are you ?". Try that next time.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:36:57 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By CnA:
Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done.   What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others.

A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law.
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This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:41:06 AM EDT
I wouldn't do that on duty, even if it was an ordinance/statute.

Had a lady, from CT IIRC, who called in once to complain about some wildhorses not being fed.

Wild. Horses.

I told her that I didn't have jurisdiction over wild animals, and as they'd done nothing criminal, there was little I could do.

I suggested she call Game and Fish; she said she had, and they'd suggested she call the Sheriff's Office.

Thanks, assholes.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:42:20 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By TexasTA:


This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one.
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Originally Posted By TexasTA:
Originally Posted By CnA:
Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done.   What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others.

A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law.


This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one.


Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk".

Close second was "dead bird in backyard".

Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:03:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:


Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk".

Close second was "dead bird in backyard".

Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system.
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Originally Posted By TexasTA:
Originally Posted By CnA:
Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done.   What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others.

A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law.


This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one.


Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk".

Close second was "dead bird in backyard".

Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system.


Please, more stories.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:05:42 PM EDT
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Please, more stories.
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Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By TexasTA:
Originally Posted By CnA:
Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done.   What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others.

A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law.


This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one.


Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk".

Close second was "dead bird in backyard".

Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system.


Please, more stories.


Here ya' go!

Sorry for the thread hijack.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:06:01 PM EDT
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Please, more stories.
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Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Originally Posted By TexasTA:
Originally Posted By CnA:
Many people believe laws must be blindly obeyed no matter if no harm is being done.   What they don't realize is they are usually the problem since they choose what laws should be enforced...only for others.

A lot of elderly get this way and get highly agitated when certain silly rules are not followed to the exact letter of the law.


This. It drives me insane. Half of my calls today have been about bullshit city ordinance violations that affect no one.


Yep, as I've said before, lamest call ever was for a "disoriented squirrel on the sidewalk".

Close second was "dead bird in backyard".

Some folks should not be able to have access to the phone system.


Please, more stories.


Today's calls:
1. Dumpster diving
2. Neighbor parked on sidewalk. In front of their own house.

Who gives a fuck?
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:07:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
When I'm out in my garage my dog likes to lay on the floor while I reload or tinker around. This nosy neighbor walked up my driveway to let me know my dog needs to be on a leash. Wtf? I told her to don't worry about it. He is highly trained as he tries to sniff her ass.

He has never gotten out or shit on anyone's yard. So, why do people act like they are the law?

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Have you tried fixing the problem with your penis?
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:08:53 PM EDT

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Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:09:20 PM EDT
I would have told her to fuck off and consider this her trespass warning.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:09:48 PM EDT
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Sometimes pillage is an acceptable problem solver.

Followed by murder, rape, arson and rape.

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