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Posted: 1/31/2010 10:47:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2010 10:47:35 AM EDT by Merrell]
When I was back there, in undergraduate school, we were not exposed to the enlightened and advanced technologies of other cultures. Oh how I rue those days, and if I could turn back the hands of time, Obama willing, I would hurl my shoes at my Engineering perfessers for this transgression against sensitivity and understanding.

So in order to right this grevious wrong, I have decided it is time to widen my horizons and understand the wisdom of Middle Eastern technology and seek this elusive knowledge.

So how about it? What's the secret behind the HoverRug?

Serious replies only.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:50:31 AM EDT
It's not the carpet....it's the pilot. Secret....lots of curry.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:50:57 AM EDT
Actual real picture, verified by [official names redacted] showing advanced HoverRug technology:

Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:52:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By distortion9:
It's not the carpet....it's the pilot. Secret....lots of curry.


....that's why mine wont work,  I thought it was lots of hummus and kabobs
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:53:50 AM EDT
allah wills it
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:54:20 AM EDT
The same way flying brooms work, silly.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:55:09 AM EDT
uhh magic?
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:55:11 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Merrell:


When I was back there, in undergraduate school, we were not exposed to the enlightened and advanced technologies of other cultures. Oh how I rue those days, and if I could turn back the hands of time, Obama willing, I would hurl my shoes at my Engineering perfessers for this transgression against sensitivity and understanding.



So in order to right this grevious wrong, I have decided it is time to widen my horizons and understand the wisdom of Middle Eastern technology and seek this elusive knowledge.



So how about it? What's the secret behind the HoverRug?



Serious replies only.

Magic dust. You take enough, you fly (carpet is optional). Just go downtown and ask around, someone will sell you some.





 
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:55:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Merrell:
SNIP

Serious replies only.


To a flying carpet operations question?  
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:57:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2010 10:58:42 AM EDT by ArimoDave]
Wind.  Lots of wind.  Did you see the movie Hidalgo?  There is a scene in which the wind comes up and if someone were sitting on a carpet in that storm, they would likely be taken to the sky.  Think of a tornado on its side. That kind of wind!

ETA.  This is a serious reply.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:59:14 AM EDT
They've been spotted at Mach 1.2 occasionally.  

Link Posted: 1/31/2010 10:59:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
The same way flying brooms work, silly.


So if you were using a flying broom to dust off the flying carpet in-flight, it could be like attitude adjustment thrusters, and you could make that sucker yaw like Shabadoo in 'Driftin 2, Electric Boogaloo'?

Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:01:28 AM EDT
Same way Hay-seuss walked on water m or Mo-sez parted the Red Sea.  Their enlightened state of mind combined with their higher spiritual being enabled them to do it.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:04:57 AM EDT
Smoke enough hashish and your carpet will fly too.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:05:07 AM EDT
Magic.  
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:05:37 AM EDT

Disney animators
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:06:10 AM EDT





Or just high?
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:08:20 AM EDT
This thread is relevant to my interest.

Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:11:00 AM EDT






Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:11:14 AM EDT
For only $198.00 you can get your own and try it out.

HooverRug
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:15:26 AM EDT



Originally Posted By jeffm1000:


For only $198.00 you can get your own and try it out.



HooverRug


Where's Hover Bear?

 
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:17:23 AM EDT
The carpet never moves...the rest of the earth does the flying.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:19:59 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Merrell:


Actual real picture, verified by [official names redacted] showing advanced HoverRug technology:



http://www.superweapons.com/html/images/zy.flyingcarpet.jpg


Does Boeing have a carpet in the works?

Will it be a synthetic polyester, as Boeing is gaining experience with the 787?

Will they be made in Everett, Renton, Long Beach, St. Louis or South Carolina?  China maybe?

Timeline?



 
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:21:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JS98010:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Actual real picture, verified by [official names redacted] showing advanced HoverRug technology:

http://www.superweapons.com/html/images/zy.flyingcarpet.jpg

Does Boeing have a carpet in the works?
Will it be a synthetic polyester, as Boeing is gaining experience with the 787?
Will they be made in Everett, Renton, Long Beach, St. Louis or South Carolina?  China maybe?
Timeline?
 


Synthetic fibers will not work.

It is the special capacity for silk and wool to hold static electricity that allow the flying to be possible.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:21:36 AM EDT
They work by generating a charged electric field that leverages off the magnetic field of the Earth for lift.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:25:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2010 11:25:37 AM EDT by Just_Parker]
the best way is a lite girl who lacks a razor

if you cant find a girl small enough i suggest incline press
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:35:35 AM EDT
Oh, well, man, he had some magic dust, man.  
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:38:09 AM EDT
Drugs...    See "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf...I think there were 3 guys in Steppenwolf (that would make 3 wolves...gettin the picture here..?)
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:39:37 AM EDT
I have a Magical flying carpet.







Seriously.....
















Seriously.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:41:37 AM EDT
A couple hits of acid!!!!
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:46:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By glazer1972:
Magic.  


I think you'll find that those of us who actually know about this technology are more likely to refer to the process as "Occult Intervention".

Thank you.
Link Posted: 1/31/2010 11:54:03 AM EDT
Is this flying off of a treadmaill ??

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