Dear Customer, I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you. I deposited the Draft with FedEx COURIER SERVICE, West Africa, I traveled out of the country for a 2 Months vacation and I will not come back till end of October. You should contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE as soon aspossible to know when they will deliver your package to you because ofthe expiring date. I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance,premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not aDrug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country. The only money you will send to the FedEx COURIER SERVICE to deliveryour Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($210 USD)only being Security Keeping Fee of the CourierCompany so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except$210 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they refuse because they dont know when you will contact them and in case ofdemurrage. You have to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE now for thedelivery of your Draft with this information bellow; Contact Person: Mr Donald Owen EmailAddress: [email protected] Telephone :+2348039291599 Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address (s) and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery.Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon asyou receive this mail to avoid any further delay. You should also le tme know through email as soon as you receive your Draft. Yours Faithfully, Mr.Bright Johnson

I replied "Go fuck yourself".  

The potential died a little with that response...

heres one i got earlier today...
THE GUINNESS BOTTLING COMPANY
REG ORDER NO:ECL/68276/08
48 Garden Close,
SE9 2YP,London
United Kingdom


THE GUINNESS COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION


Attn: WINNER


We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
just concluded draws held today by Guinness in
conjunction with Ipod Worldwide Promotion.Your
E-mail  was among the 20 Lucky winners who won
£500,000.00{Five Hundred Thousand  Great Britain
Pounds} each in the Guinness Company 2008 online
Promo. This draw is being organized to enhance
awareness and publicity of the guinness Zero product.


Your E-mail was attached to Ticket number
(8VKVIZ2008) and Ballot number (BT:31282008/20)
The online draws was conducted by a random
selection of E-mail addresses from an exclusive
list of 29,031,643 E-mail addresses of individuals
and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated
random computer search from the internet.No Tickets
were sold but all e-mail addresses were assigned
to different Ticket numbers for representation and
privacy.


To begin the claim  processing of your prize you
are to contact your claims Agent and provide him
with the following informations as stated below,
so we can proceed with the verification and clearance
process of your file.


1. Full Names :
........................................................

2. Residential Address :
......................................................

3. Phone Number :Mobile&Home
.....................................................

4. Fax Number :
........................................................

5. Occupation :
........................................................

6. Sex :
........................................................

7. Age :
........................................................

8. Nationality :
.........................................................

9.Ballot No. :
.........................................................

10.Ticket No:
..........................................................
(winners must be 18+)

Mr James Powell.
claims Agent,


Email: [email protected]
Tel: +44 7774088346
FAX: +44- 7005-961-351


Yours Faithfully,
Henry Brookes(Esq).
Management

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your
goal''

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