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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:45:52 PM EDT
[#1]
It'll buff out.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:46:39 PM EDT
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Hahahaha! My g/f says your nuts must be en fuego...
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:47:05 PM EDT
[#3]
k
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:00 PM EDT
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Hahahaha! My g/f says your nuts must be en fuego... Yes...yes they are. Why didnt you jerks put out a public service bulletin out on this! 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Tried it on my head once, bad idea
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:22 PM EDT
[#7]
I've done it several times a long time ago. No big deal
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:24 PM EDT
[#8]
did u read the directions?
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Isnt that the shit that MELTS hair off?
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:49:10 PM EDT
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I'll keep that in mind.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:49:14 PM EDT
[#11]
lol 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:49:56 PM EDT
[#12]
I wonder what it does around the old poop chute?
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:09 PM EDT
[#13]
...ouch
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Did you rip your sack?
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:33 PM EDT
[#15]
My wife & daughter naired my back.
2 days later it was one gigantic scab... |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:41 PM EDT
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did u read the directions? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I think I left it on too long. Is there anything I can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!! 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:57 PM EDT
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That is all. I can attest to this, except on my back. Shit isnt designed for men. It left fucking burns on my back. I figure if God wanted me to have a furry back, who am I to complain. Good luck with that bud. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:51:48 PM EDT
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My wife & daughter naired my back. 2 days later it was one gigantic scab... this. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:52:16 PM EDT
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Why would you put something who's main ingredient is CAUSTIC LYE on such an area?!?!?
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:52:31 PM EDT
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Isnt that the shit that MELTS hair off? Yeah! It should say in big red letters "NOT SAFE FOR YOUR MAN SACK" !!! Jerks! I cant wait till customer service opens up tomorrow morning; they will be getting an earful! |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:53:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:53:28 PM EDT
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Why would you put something who's main ingredient is CAUSTIC LYE on such an area?!?!? 'Cause of a girl She likes it tidy.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:53:51 PM EDT
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Hahahaha! My g/f says your nuts must be en fuego... Yes...yes they are. Why didnt you jerks put out a public service bulletin out on this!
Two words: "Common sense" |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:54:11 PM EDT
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did u read the directions? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I think I left it on too long. Is there anything on can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!! Apply Absorbine Jr. to affected area.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:54:23 PM EDT
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did u read the directions? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I think I left it on too long. Is there anything on can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!! Cut them off
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:54:37 PM EDT
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Why would you put something who's main ingredient is CAUSTIC LYE on such an area?!?!? 'Cause of a girl She likes it tidy.Use a razor next time. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:54:54 PM EDT
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A little research says this is a stupid fucking idea.
The instant the cream touched my nads, it was like the apocalypse was taking place suspended from between my legs. To say it burned would be an understatement. But that’s not the worst of it. In addition to the burning, there was extensive shriveling that has not yet subsided. My balls are beyond wrinkled. It was the most horrible and painful experience I have ever had. http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1731411 ETA: Apparently enough people search "Nair for Men on balls" that it is a suggested search topic on Google. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:55:01 PM EDT
[#28]
You'd have to be Nuts to do that.
-JTP |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:56:03 PM EDT
[#29]
Oh, I'm calling in on one.. That was brave, sir..
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:56:06 PM EDT
[#30]
The warning from the website:
WARNINGS: IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTER PRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BY APPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BE REMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL, PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED, INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THE EYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:56:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:57:02 PM EDT
[#32]
Put some alcohol on them to help cool them off.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:57:07 PM EDT
[#33]
Maybe try this formula next time?
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:57:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:57:36 PM EDT
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The warning from the website: WARNINGS: IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. Did I miss the memo explaining non-breast nipples? Could someone please forward that to me. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:58:32 PM EDT
[#36]
wow, that is an impressive FAIL
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:58:59 PM EDT
[#37]
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did u read the directions? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I think I left it on too long. Is there anything on can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!! Apply Absorbine Jr. to affected area.
That or Ben-Gay outta do the trick
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:59:22 PM EDT
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This will be the laugh of the week at customer service, “And then guess where he said he applied the Nair, …On his testicles.” (Office erupts in gales of uncontrolled laughter.) |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:59:22 PM EDT
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SO in on 1! Quoted: Why would you put something who's main ingredient is CAUSTIC LYE on such an area?!?!? RTFM. ROFL! |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:59:23 PM EDT
[#40]
rapid fire! Sorry.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:59:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:00:05 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: Well, some people may want to remove the hair on that pesky 3rd nippleQuoted: The warning from the website: WARNINGS: IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. Did I miss the memo explaining non-breast nipples? Could someone please forward that to me. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:00:28 PM EDT
[#43]
I didn't know they still made that stuff.
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Tried it on my head once, bad idea Hah. I knew someone who did that. It was pretty ugly. Looked like someone threw scalding water on his head. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:00:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: The warning from the website: WARNINGS: IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. Did I miss the memo explaining non-breast nipples? Could someone please forward that to me. I had a girlfriend that had a third nipple. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:01:09 PM EDT
[#45]
i already learned that one here on arfcom. besides that shit is gay as fuck.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:01:26 PM EDT
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might try a weak solution of vinegar and water. No pun intended. I don't know anything about the stuff and I've never used nair, but if it contains caustic lye I'd be trying to neutralize whatever may have soaked in.
Good luck Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:02:30 PM EDT
[#47]
WTF you napalmed the boys are you crazy
 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:03:08 PM EDT
[#48]
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I didn't know they still made that stuff. Quoted:
Tried it on my head once, bad idea Hah. I knew someone who did that. It was pretty ugly. Looked like someone threw scalding water on his head. Oh Man! Checked it out did ya?? Hope your a woman 
ETA Sorry missed the head part by the OP This thread is cracking me up
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:03:27 PM EDT
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That is all. May sure that she doesn't hand you her Epilady next and have you try that. Don't want you to make the same mistake twice. Chris |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:03:32 PM EDT
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Epic thread. Too many luls abounding.
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