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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:45:16 PM EDT
That is all.

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:45:52 PM EDT
It'll buff out.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:46:39 PM EDT
Hahahaha!  My g/f says your nuts must be en fuego...
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:47:05 PM EDT
k



Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Venkman:
Hahahaha!  My g/f says your nuts must be en fuego...


Yes...yes they are. Why didnt you jerks put out a public service bulletin out on this!

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:12 PM EDT
Tried it on my head once, bad idea
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:22 PM EDT
I've done it several times a long time ago.  No big deal
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:24 PM EDT
did u read the directions?


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Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:48:43 PM EDT
Isnt that the shit that MELTS hair off?
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:49:10 PM EDT
I'll keep that in mind.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:49:14 PM EDT

lol
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:49:56 PM EDT
I wonder what it does around the old poop chute?
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:09 PM EDT
...ouch
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:29 PM EDT
Did you rip your sack?
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:33 PM EDT
My wife & daughter naired my back.

2 days later it was one gigantic scab...
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 5:54:07 PM EDT by mayday]
Originally Posted By D_Baum:
did u read the directions?


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I think I left it on too long. Is there anything I can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!!
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mayday:
That is all.



I can attest to this, except on my back. Shit isnt designed for men. It left fucking burns on my back. I figure if God wanted me to have a furry back, who am I to complain.

Good luck with that bud.

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:51:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Whamo:
My wife & daughter naired my back.

2 days later it was one gigantic scab...


this.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:52:16 PM EDT
Why would you put something who's main ingredient is CAUSTIC LYE on such an area?!?!?




Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:52:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By InjunJoe:
Isnt that the shit that MELTS hair off?


Yeah! It should say in big red letters "NOT SAFE FOR YOUR MAN SACK" !!!   Jerks! I cant wait till customer service opens up tomorrow morning; they will be getting an earful!
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:53:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:53:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Some_Beach:
Why would you put something who's main ingredient is CAUSTIC LYE on such an area?!?!?



'Cause of a girl She likes it tidy.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:53:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mayday:
Originally Posted By Venkman:
Hahahaha!  My g/f says your nuts must be en fuego...


Yes...yes they are. Why didnt you jerks put out a public service bulletin out on this!




Two words:


"Common sense"
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:54:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mayday:
Originally Posted By D_Baum:
did u read the directions?


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I think I left it on too long. Is there anything on can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!!


Apply Absorbine Jr. to affected area.

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:54:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mayday:
Originally Posted By D_Baum:
did u read the directions?


Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


I think I left it on too long. Is there anything on can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!!


Cut them off
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:54:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 5:54:55 PM EDT by AKSig]
Originally Posted By mayday:
Originally Posted By Some_Beach:
Why would you put something who's main ingredient is CAUSTIC LYE on such an area?!?!?



'Cause of a girl She likes it tidy.


Use a razor next time.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:54:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 5:56:14 PM EDT by costanza]
A little research says this is a stupid fucking idea.


The instant the cream touched my nads, it was like the apocalypse was taking place suspended from between my legs. To say it burned would be an understatement. But that’s not the worst of it. In addition to the burning, there was extensive shriveling that has not yet subsided. My balls are beyond wrinkled. It was the most horrible and painful experience I have ever had.


http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1731411


ETA:  Apparently enough people search "Nair for Men on balls" that it is a suggested search topic on Google.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:55:01 PM EDT
You'd have to be Nuts to do that.

-JTP
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:56:03 PM EDT
Oh, I'm calling in on one..  That was brave, sir..
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:56:06 PM EDT
The warning from the website:



WARNINGS:
IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTER
PRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BY
APPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BE
REMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,
PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,
INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THE
EYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULT
YOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON
BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS.





KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.





                                   
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:56:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:57:02 PM EDT
Put some alcohol on them to help cool them off.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:57:07 PM EDT
Maybe try this formula next time?




Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:57:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:57:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Some_Beach:
The warning from the website:

WARNINGS:

IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS.

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.



Did I miss the memo explaining non-breast nipples?

Could someone please forward that to me.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:58:32 PM EDT


wow, that is an impressive FAIL



Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:58:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hobbsar:
Originally Posted By mayday:
Originally Posted By D_Baum:
did u read the directions?


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I think I left it on too long. Is there anything on can put on the "boys" to calm down the burning? Milk? Or Maybe heavy cream or something? They are on fire I tells you!!!


Apply Absorbine Jr. to affected area.



That or Ben-Gay outta do the trick

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:59:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 6:03:28 PM EDT by Arcane6-1]





This will be the laugh of the week at customer service, “And then guess where he said he applied the Nair, …On his testicles.” (Office erupts in gales of uncontrolled laughter.)

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:59:22 PM EDT


SO in on 1!








Originally Posted By Some_Beach:

Why would you put something who's main ingredient is CAUSTIC LYE on such an area?!?!?








RTFM. ROFL!
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:59:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 6:00:06 PM EDT by ARsonist]
rapid fire! Sorry.





Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:59:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:00:05 PM EDT



Originally Posted By costanza:



Originally Posted By Some_Beach:

The warning from the website:



WARNINGS:



IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS.



KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.







Did I miss the memo explaining non-breast nipples?



Could someone please forward that to me.
Well, some people may want to remove the hair on that pesky 3rd nipple





 
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:00:28 PM EDT
I didn't know they still made that stuff.
Originally Posted By SGocka:
Tried it on my head once, bad idea

Hah. I knew someone who did that. It was pretty ugly. Looked like someone threw scalding water on his head.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:00:42 PM EDT



Originally Posted By costanza:



Originally Posted By Some_Beach:

The warning from the website:



WARNINGS:



IRRITATION OR ALLERGIC REATION MAY OCCUR WITH SOME PEOPLE, EVEN AFTERPRIOR USE WITHOUT ADVERSE EFFECT. THEREFORE, TEST BEFORE EACH USE BYAPPLYING PRODUCT TO A SMALL PART OF THE AREA WHERE HAIR IS TO BEREMOVED. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND WAIT 24 HOURS. IF SKIN APPEARS NORMAL,PROCEED WITH FULL APPLICATION. DO NOT USE ON IRRITATED, SUNBURNED,INFLAMED, OR BROKEN SKIN. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. SHOULD PRODUCT TOUCH THEEYES, WASH THOROGHLY WITH LUKEWARM WATER. IF IRRITATION OCCURS, CONSULTYOUR PHYSICIAN. DO NOT USE ON FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, EARS, OR ON BREAST NIPPLES, PERIANAL, OR VAGINAL/GENITAL AREAS.



KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.







Did I miss the memo explaining non-breast nipples?



Could someone please forward that to me.


I had a girlfriend that had a third nipple.



 
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:01:09 PM EDT
i already learned that one here on arfcom. besides that shit is gay as fuck.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:01:26 PM EDT
might try a weak solution of vinegar and water. No pun intended. I don't know anything about the stuff and I've never used nair, but if it contains caustic lye I'd be trying to neutralize whatever may have soaked in.

Good luck

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Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:02:30 PM EDT
WTF you napalmed the boys are you crazy
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:03:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 6:06:50 PM EDT by rapracing]
Originally Posted By Clockwork138:
I didn't know they still made that stuff.
Originally Posted By SGocka:
Tried it on my head once, bad idea

Hah. I knew someone who did that. It was pretty ugly. Looked like someone threw scalding water on his head.


Oh Man! Checked it out did ya?? Hope your a woman


ETA Sorry missed the head part by the OP
This thread is cracking me up
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:03:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 6:05:55 PM EDT by ChrisGarrett]
Originally Posted By mayday:
That is all.



May sure that she doesn't hand you her Epilady next and have you try that.

Don't want you to make the same mistake twice.

Chris

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:03:32 PM EDT
Epic thread.  Too many luls abounding.
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