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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:04:32 AM EDT
This made me laugh.

Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:05:55 AM EDT
"Jesus Saves"  in sharpie.

"at Walmart"  below it in pen.
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At Rice University...

"I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself."

I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:08:05 AM EDT
Vote Obama!

In a McDonald's men's room!
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:08:09 AM EDT

Please don't throw cigarette butts into the urinal.  It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:09:12 AM EDT
"Jesus is the answer"

"what is the question?"

Who is Matty and Felipe's brother?"

All in different ink and handwriting.

Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:09:13 AM EDT
In a grocery store bathroom in Brewer Maine... "Flush twice...It's a long way to the deli"
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:12:01 AM EDT
Someone printed this out and put this on the wall in the restroom near my office in grad school.  Laughed my ass off the fist time I saw it.

Urinal protocol vulnerability
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:12:13 AM EDT
Here I sit
My buns a flexin'
Givin' birth
To another Texan.

Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:12:21 AM EDT
Jesus loves you (crossed out)
Jesus doesnt exist (crossed out)
Then who created the earth?
The toothfairy
(different handwriting from the above two) The Toothfairy Loves you!

Inside a portajohn on a jobside
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:12:55 AM EDT
Graffiti at a Bar,   "Space is a vacuum because the whole world sucks"
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:13:06 AM EDT

Also in college, the entire first chapter of the first harry potter book.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:14:15 AM EDT
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No family, even jokingly.



Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:14:18 AM EDT
Marines love drawing dicks.  

Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:14:24 AM EDT

And so on...
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:14:28 AM EDT
If you can understand a woman you are one

Rest area on the way to San Antonio
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:15:08 AM EDT
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Here I sit
My buns a flexin'
Givin' birth
To another Texan.

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here I sit on a shitty pooper
giving birth to a FL state trooper
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:04 AM EDT

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Here I sit

My buns a flexin'

Givin' birth

To another Texan.

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Came here to post this.

Saw it in a stall in San Juan airport.

Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:36 AM EDT
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted

Later on I took a chance, tried to fart, and shit my pants
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:48 AM EDT
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Here I sit
My buns a flexin'
Givin' birth
To another Texan.

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How often do you hang out in MedicFrost's bathroom?
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:59 AM EDT

Was there for 3 weeks.

USAF hanger bathroom.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:59 AM EDT
When the weather's hot and sticky
Ain't no time for dunkin dicky
But when the frost is on the punkin
that's the time for dicky dunkin

Baker Library at Dartmouth College
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:17:54 AM EDT
In a local dive bar...  "Why are you staring and laughing at this sign, the joke is in your hands."
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:17:57 AM EDT
Here I sit all broken hearted.
Came to shit. But only farted.

Aloha, Mark
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:18:31 AM EDT
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Marines Everyone with opposable thumbs love drawing dicks.  

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Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:18:53 AM EDT
Here I sit
All broken hearted

Came to shit

But only farted
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:19:16 AM EDT

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Here I sit all broken hearted.

Came to shit. But only farted.

Aloha, Mark
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Oh you bastard.


Aloha, AlamTX
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:21:26 AM EDT
Heard about in a job site portable shitter...

"I have to go to work now, but I'll be back in 15 minutes."
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:23:09 AM EDT
If your hose is too short
or your pump is too weak
stand a little closer
or you'll piss on your feet
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:23:24 AM EDT
I fucked your mom

Underneath in different pen:

Go home dad.  You are drunk.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:24:51 AM EDT
I wish I had written down some of the shit written in the port-a-shitters in Iraq. Literary geniuses pinching loaves in there...

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Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:25:38 AM EDT
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My college science building had a restroom with some interesting graffiti and art work. Someone had actually taken the time to sit there on that throne for what likely amounted to hours in total, carving out a full body image of a naked woman on the inside of the stall door. And it was actually impressive quality! This dude did some good highly detailed work with the tip of his pocket knife. Some of the actual messages that were written on the walls in there consist of the following:

"The joke is in your hand."

"I'm the janitor of this stinkin' place
And I will smash your fucking face
If you're the jerk who pumps his balls
And shoots his jizz all over my walls."

"White girls beg and scream better when they get a touch of leather against the weak flesh"

"I fucked an old gal in the graveyard, dad damn her old soul she was dead
The maggots crawled out of her asshole and the hair slipped off her head
After I finished my job there, I seen that I had committed a sin
Out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in."

"Know your role, flush the bowl."

"I'm just a wall, yet I still feel sorry for you that when you unzip your fly, that is all the cock you can manage to pull out. I can only imagine the shame you feel as the owner of that tiny, little cock."

Those are just some of the better ones I remember. And yes, after reading these words of wisdom several days each week for a number of years, eventually you remember them word for word. I probably remember some of those stupid restroom wall messages better than I remembered the material I was there to actually learn. Go figure. LOL.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:27:20 AM EDT
There were pretty interesting things in the shitter stalls at Camp Fallujah. Good enough to be modern art ,masterpieces that would but Rembrandt and Michelangelo to shame.

One of which was God vs Satan playing COD on the Xbox. It took up the entire stall door.
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On one of those hand dryers I saw " Please Press the button to hear President Obama speak"

On a "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign, someone added "if employees not present, please wash your own hands"
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:28:52 AM EDT
At GMI in 1990 some drew a big cross with " Jesus saves". Someone else drew a big goal around it and put "and Gretzky gets the rebound.....he shoots ...he SCORES!!!!!!"
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:29:10 AM EDT
On a condom machine, "THIS GUM SUCKS!!!"
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:29:23 AM EDT
Confucius Say "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot" Weak sauce, but all I can think of ATM.

Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:30:48 AM EDT
Someone drew and labeled a "Booger Parking Lot".

Several of the spaces were occupied.

Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:31:01 AM EDT
"Don't look up here; the joke is in your hands!"

Also saw this truth written in a stall.....

"the pussy is a slippery and slimy slit
and the asshole is one inch from it
so whoa to the man that slips and misses
as he is sure to wind up in a pile of shit"
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:31:33 AM EDT
Seen above a shit ticket dispenser....

Pull for picture of Obama
Wipe to develop
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:33:02 AM EDT
Porta John at Ft. Bliss

(Ethnic Group) are living proof that Indians had sex with buffalos.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:34:16 AM EDT
People who write on bathroom walls roll their shit into little balls.
People who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:34:30 AM EDT
One favorite bar had 'Jodell Balzer gives great head' written on the wall numerous times. It would get removed only to come back again. Different handwriting too.

This stretched over about a decade.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:36:29 AM EDT

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Looks like a stall at Ali Al Saleem.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:39:10 AM EDT
If anybody was in Iraq after 2008 and you saw " John Stamos is watching you poop" written on the door in front of you.................that was me.
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:39:46 AM EDT
From a construction site porta potty

"Here I sit all tired and dirty,
Wishing the clock read 4:30"

Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:41:18 AM EDT
I'm 21 and still confused!
Link Posted: 8/6/2014 11:42:22 AM EDT

On a porta-john at Bagram in 2007

A sign read something like:
Be sure load is clear
Before you pull collective

No one wants to see

Frustrated cargo on

The landing pad
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