Sorry if this is a dupe, a good friend sent it to me today, & it's the 1st time I've seen it.


  Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic
  hunters/gatherers.  They lived on deer in the mountains during the
  summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in  
  the winter.
 
  The two most important events in all of history were the invention
  of  beer and the invention of the wheel.  The wheel was invented to
  get man to the beer.  These were the foundation of modern civilization  
  and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two
  distinct subgroups:
       1.       Liberals; and
       2.       Conservatives.
 
  Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the
  beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were
  invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for
  them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how
  villages were formed.
 
  Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at
  night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of
  what is known as the Conservative movement.
 
  Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to
  live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and
  doing the sewing, fetching, and  hair dressing. This was the beginning of
  the Liberal movement.
 
  Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.  The rest
  became known as girliemen.
 
  Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of
  cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept
  of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that
  conservatives provided.
 
  Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest,
  most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.  Liberals are
  symbolized by the jackass.
 
  Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most
  prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like
  their beef well done.   Sushi,    tofu, and French food are standard
  liberal fare.
 
  Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women
  have higher testosterone levels than their men.  Most social workers,
  personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and
  group therapists are liberals.  Liberals invented the designated hitter
  rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
   
 Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still
 provide for their women.  Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys,
 lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police
 officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone
 who works productively.  Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives  who want to  work for a living.
 
  Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the
  producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe
  Europeans are more enlightened than Americans.  That is why most of the
  liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .  They
  crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created  a business of
  trying to get more for nothing.

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Quoted: Sorry if this is a dupe, a good friend sent it to me today, & it's the 1st time I've seen it.   Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic   hunters/gatherers.  They lived on deer in the mountains during the   summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in     the winter.     The two most important events in all of history were the invention   of  beer and the invention of the wheel.  The wheel was invented to   get man to the beer.  These were the foundation of modern civilization     and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two   distinct subgroups:        1.       Liberals; and        2.       Conservatives.     Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the   beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were   invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for   them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how   villages were formed.     Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at   night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of   what is known as the Conservative movement.     Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to   live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and   doing the sewing, felching, and  hair dressing. This was the beginning of   the Liberal movement.     Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.  The rest   became known as girliemen.     Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of   cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept   of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that   conservatives provided.     Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest,   most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.  Liberals are   symbolized by the jackass.     Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most   prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like   their beef well done.   Sushi,    tofu, and French food are standard   liberal fare.     Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women   have higher testosterone levels than their men.  Most social workers,   personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and   group therapists are liberals.  Liberals invented the designated hitter   rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.      Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still  provide for their women.  Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys,  lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police  officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone  who works productively.  Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives  who want to  work for a living.     Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the   producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe   Europeans are more enlightened than Americans.  That is why most of the   liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .  They   crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created  a business of   trying to get more for nothing.

So what is felching?

Quoted: So what is felching?

Do you really want to search for the truth?

Quoted: So what is felching?

Here ya go!  

Felching

Who is this Finley? What has he told you?