Posted: 3/15/2001 6:08:00 PM EDT
To those of you who didn't play in the gift exchange, not only do you suck, but you missed out.
My first gift-exchange partner sent me a brand-new boresnake, which I have used twice. I am now a boresnake user for life. Thanx dude!
Thern there was my 2nd gift partner, Vic. TOTAALLY BREAKING THE RULES of nothing over $20.00, he sent me
1) A Brand new complete FM Radio setup for your PC (Plug in card, software, antenna, so on)
2) A Pre-Ban 30 Rd Orlite with Dust Cover
3) A Pre Ban 20 Rd "Shorty" Bulgarian AK Mag
So now I have major gift inferiority complex. All I sent him was some 9MM Law Enforcement Only (Yeah, Right) +P+ Ranger ammo, and a copy of Guns, Crime, and Freedom by LaPierre.
Wait. That rhymes.
I do not like McVic and ham, I do not like it Sam I am.
What you say!
I may be poor, but I ain't devoid of culture! And I still ain't getting no poontang!!!!
You boys do realize that according to Internet Reg RU-4-6-9 you are now officially "Goin Steady"! [:D] [:D] [:D]
Well see, that works out perfectly... I have tons of the stuff I sent you but I haven't read LaPierres book yet and I can always use 9mm ammo!!!!
Ain't no goofing going on here!
I figure if I complain enough that someone will eventually feel sorry for me and get me out of poverty and into some poontang.
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