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Posted: 6/2/2008 5:25:32 PM EST
seriously WTf


ok so hanging out by the pool cooking 2 chicks and 1 dude some up hey that smells good

start up a conversation about bbbq, eat some food hang out and drink for a few

then chick says, hey listen were all going to fuck in apt ___ you should stop by tonight


me:  <--- in that order



anyway i dont' have too much time i todl  them i have to drop some shit off at my place

one of the chicks si cute other one a littel chubby

i'm considering goign but still feel kinda weird showooing up to some randome dudes place ot fuck



Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:26:01 PM EST
Just do it.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:26:34 PM EST
You will have to buy orgy clothes and a van and grow a mustache.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:26:50 PM EST
SIIHPAPP or GTFO.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:27:06 PM EST
How gigundous is 'kinda chubby"?
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:27:17 PM EST

Go for it and SIIHPAPP.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:27:21 PM EST


Are you seriously considering it?
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:27:26 PM EST
Second one tonight

Sounds like a robbery/beat down in the making
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:27:30 PM EST
Scene from Old School

Ding Dong....Yeah I am here for the gang bang

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:27:41 PM EST
Do it, and AAR is a must or ban
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:27:47 PM EST
just wrap it and slap it
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:27:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
You will have to buy orgy clothes and a van and grow a mustache.


proper term would be pornstache
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:28:06 PM EST
Go, post AAR and MS Paint.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:28:18 PM EST
One way or the other ... yer gonna die from the results of this ... Dibs on your guns.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:28:27 PM EST
Pics if you go.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:28:46 PM EST
The hotty is a well-crafted post op tranny.  The fatty will give you the best head.  After she straps on and pounds the post-op tranny.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:28:57 PM EST
Well if you can't spell or type, might as well fuck.

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:29:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
You will have to buy orgy clothes and a van and grow a mustache.



Seinfeld's the man
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:29:47 PM EST
What was the dudes expression to the invite?

Watch yer cornhole bud
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:29:50 PM EST
dude seriously

how much time is appropriate before showing up ?


i'm kind a 50/50 on goign but still alitetl wierded out


chubby chick is cute chubby
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:30:07 PM EST
So who's in the market for a couple of kidneys?
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:30:21 PM EST
wrap it and GO!
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:30:51 PM EST
You might end up taking it like a man, Id pass
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:30:52 PM EST
Watch yer cornhole dude
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:31:04 PM EST
take a camcorder with ya, but you'll probably just get rolled..
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:31:10 PM EST
Wrap it and tap it!


CJ



Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:31:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Go, post AAR and MS Paint.


+100

If they don't rob and kill you this could be a great story
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:31:26 PM EST
Your going to be ass raped.  BAIL
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:31:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 5:32:19 PM EST by Stonerriflefan44]
needs more,

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:31:30 PM EST
oh this WILL be epic
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:31:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By peekay:
Well if you can't spell or type, might as well fuck.

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:32:05 PM EST
Dammit, someone around here is going to end up in a tubfull of ice water minus a kidney...might as well be you.  Cheers.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:32:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 5:33:49 PM EST by RiffRandall]

Originally Posted By Rosenrot:
Second one tonight

Sounds like a robbery/beat down in the making


+1
Bathtub full of ice, kidney missing, etc.


<eta> Damn, 34 seconds too slow.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:32:59 PM EST
pics or it didnt happen.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:33:45 PM EST
Go but keep an eye on the dude.

Remember, if your balls touch or you make eye contact it becomes gay sex no matter how many women are involved.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:34:23 PM EST
Tag for the Failure with MS paint.  
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:34:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Engineer5:
Your going to be ass raped.  BAIL


Assraped, robbed, beated, assraped, humilated and assraped
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:34:37 PM EST
Take protection, condoms and a 1911. Just in case.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:34:46 PM EST
YOU MUST GO, FOR ALL OF US!
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:34:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
You will have to buy orgy clothes and a van and grow a mustache.


proper term would be pornstache


Really? I always called it "molestsache"
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:35:26 PM EST
pics or didn't happen.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:35:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Shogunn:
Take protection, condoms and a 1911. Just in case.


fick ui dont' have runbberes i'll have to run to the stoer


not sure abltu all of tha t
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:35:56 PM EST
I love giving bad advice to drunk people.  Sometimes it's the only way they'll learn.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:35:59 PM EST
If you don't know them it probably isn't safe to do this.  You don't know what their real intention is (i.e. rob you).
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:36:00 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:36:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 5:38:47 PM EST by usptac]
AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome)
Genital Warts
Gonorhea
Syphylis
Herpes
Chlamydia
Pubic Lice or Crabs
Hepatitis

All this and MORE! (sore butthole from man rape) can be yours!  Limited time only!



I'd stay away from the random sex.

*Edited to remove non-male STD condition
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:36:11 PM EST
There's going to be more sword fighting tonight than a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:36:32 PM EST
"Hi, Im here for the gang bang?"
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:36:44 PM EST
Dude just fuckin do it. These people seem legit.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:37:05 PM EST

Be safe and have fun
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 5:37:33 PM EST
You better get going.  I don't think there's such a thing as "fashionably late" to an orgy.
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