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Posted: 10/5/2005 9:58:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 9:58:26 AM EDT by five2one]
So I went to thesmokinggun.com to see if they had anything on the Lohan car accident and I came across the mugshots of the Tampa 14.   Apparently the popo did a crackdown on stripclubs and busted several strippers. Tough assignment for the police.  snicker snicker.   If I recall correctly, there is a 6 foot rule that must be maintained between stripper and enjoyer.

Anyway, so the first couple of women are pretty good looking (check out the smile of numer 4 -- unflappable irresistibility i'd say), but some of thre others are..... well.... not exactly top shelf liquor if you know what I mean.

Ok, whom would you ask for a dance?

www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tampa14mug1.html

 
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 9:59:20 AM EDT


Oral Herpes?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:01:14 AM EDT
One's got a herpes breakout on her lip, a couple of them are/were dudes, and it looks like only one had to be told to shut-up (once).
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:01:26 AM EDT
#4 looks like she's enjoying her arrest at least.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:01:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:01:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip6.jpg

Oral Herpes?



Yep, that's Number 6 and she definately knows how to party.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:02:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 10:03:35 AM EDT by Dusty_C]
Looks like number 12 got a lil something in her eye

ETA:  6 foot rule?  damn in MO and TN they can fuck one another while rubbing on you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:02:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 10:05:47 AM EDT by FLGreg]
I swear I will hunt down and beat the first guy that posts the pic of the one with the f'ed up eye.

ETA:  Too late.  Researcher, you are a deadman

ETA +1:  After I get done in PA, I'm coming to NH next.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:02:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 10:05:15 AM EDT by livefreeordieNH]









ETA:  LOL its the fucking Terminator of strippers
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:04:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLGreg:
I swear I will hunt down and beat the first guy that posts the pic of the one with the f'ed up eye.

ETA:  Too late.  Researcher you are a deadman



Sorry man.  
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:05:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 10:06:46 AM EDT by cruze5]
ages from 1985 and up

I think some of them just enjoyed being on front of the camera
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:05:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip12.jpg








Dude...look 4 fucking posts above yours.

Way to go.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:10:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 10:38:41 AM EDT by five2one]

Christian strippers rock.

This is Number 7

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:10:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip12.jpg








Dude...look 4 fucking posts above yours.

Way to go.



So why dont you flip out about it?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:13:08 AM EDT
They all look pretty icky.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:15:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:
Ok, whom would you ask for a dance?
www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tampa14mug1.html



Damn... that's the best Tampa has to offer for strippers? They're some haggardly looking bitches. I'd rather jerk off.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:17:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BenDover:
They all look pretty icky.



You're right, of course.  Without the ubiquitous red stage light most strippers are not as good looking, but  number 1  looks a lot like Brittany Murphy.

Number 1


Brittany Murphy
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:18:32 AM EDT
#3 doesn't look to bad!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:19:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip12.jpg








Dude...look 4 fucking posts above yours.

Way to go.



Glad you liked it  
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:19:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 10:19:56 AM EDT by five2one]

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
#3 doesn't look to bad!

BigDozer66




I present #3 for review.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:20:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 10:21:05 AM EDT by five2one]

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
One's got a herpes breakout on her lip, a couple of them are/were dudes, and it looks like only one had to be told to shut-up (once).



which one(s) is a dude?

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:24:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:

Originally Posted By BenDover:
They all look pretty icky.



You're right, of course.  Without the ubiquitous red stage light most strippers are not as good looking, but  number 1  looks a lot like Brittany Murphy.

Number 1
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip1.jpg

Brittany Murphy
www.movie-list.com/vote/poll/brittany.jpg



Beat me to it, but I was gonna say Brittny Murphy on crack.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:26:47 AM EDT


Pregnant????

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:28:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:

Pregnant????

www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip10.jpg



Fat slob.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:29:54 AM EDT
They look like a bunch of crank whores.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:31:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
They look like a bunch of crank whores.



Strippers using cheap methamphetamines?

Who ever heard of such silliness
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:32:57 AM EDT
Brutha, them some rough @ss ho's......

Especially the one with the .

#3 must just be startin' out, she seems do-able.  

Still scary as hell.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:38:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ironoxbows:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
They look like a bunch of crank whores.



Strippers using cheap methamphetamines?

Who ever heard of such silliness



Truckers told me about it.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:39:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BenDover:
They all look pretty icky.



Drink 6 lukewarm beers, put flush 200 of your hard-earned dollars down the toilet, run your clothes through your barbecue pit or smoker, dim the lights, turn the stereo up way too loud, turn down the brightness and contrast on your monitor, then look again.  Oh yeah, they're getting hot now.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:41:05 AM EDT
#5 IS A MAN, BABY!!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:44:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAggie:
#5 IS A MAN, BABY!!!



Those are some big hands and I see no cleavage  --- but after a few drinks it might not matter to some guys.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:45:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
One's got a herpes breakout on her lip, a couple of them are/were dudes, and it looks like only one had to be told to shut-up (once).



which one(s) is a dude?




#3?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:48:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:

Originally Posted By ArmedAggie:
#5 IS A MAN, BABY!!!



Those are some big hands and I see no cleavage  --- but after a few drinks it might not matter to some guys.
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip5.jpg




look at the shoulders...
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:48:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:
So I went to thesmokinggun.com to see if they had anything on the Lohan car accident...
 



Uhmm, WTF?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:51:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellhound:
Brutha, them some rough @ss ho's......

Especially the one with the .




Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:51:54 AM EDT
#13 looks like a dude.

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:53:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tomislav:

Originally Posted By five2one:
So I went to thesmokinggun.com to see if they had anything on the Lohan car accident...
 



Uhmm, WTF?



What?  I'm bored at work.  
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:59:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By photokirk:
#13 looks like a dude.



Is that Frasier's old girlfriend on Cheers?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:02:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SC_00_05:

Originally Posted By photokirk:
#13 looks like a dude.

www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip13.jpg


Is that Frasier's old girlfriend on Cheers?



Yes, yes it is.  Lillith Crane
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:02:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAggie:

Originally Posted By BenDover:
They all look pretty icky.



Drink 6 lukewarm beers, put flush 200 of your hard-earned dollars down the toilet, run your clothes through your barbecue pit or smoker, dim the lights, turn the stereo up way too loud, turn down the brightness and contrast on your monitor, then look again.  Oh yeah, they're getting hot now.






Best description I've heard!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:04:57 AM EDT
Look familiar?!

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:05:00 AM EDT
That little 19 year old looks hitable , thats about it.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:19:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 11:20:05 AM EDT by five2one]

Originally Posted By Black_Talon:
That little 19 year old looks hitable , thats about it.



Number 9?   mmmm maybe

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:22:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:
Christian strippers rock.

This is Number 7

www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip7.jpg



I only buy lap dances from strippers that have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:23:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SC_00_05:

Originally Posted By photokirk:
#13 looks like a dude.



Is that Frasier's old girlfriend on Cheers?



I was thining a darker haired Kathy Griffin....
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:37:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:

Originally Posted By SC_00_05:

Originally Posted By photokirk:
#13 looks like a dude.

www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip13.jpg


Is that Frasier's old girlfriend on Cheers?



I was thining a darker haired Kathy Griffin....
www.askmen.com/toys/interview_60/pictures_60/90_kathy_griffin.JPG





That's who came to my mind.

TXL
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:43:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:

Originally Posted By SC_00_05:

Originally Posted By photokirk:
#13 looks like a dude.

www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip13.jpg


Is that Frasier's old girlfriend on Cheers?



I was thining a darker haired Kathy Griffin....
www.askmen.com/toys/interview_60/pictures_60/90_kathy_griffin.JPG



Thanks!  I thought of her too and I couldn't remember her name.  It was driving me crazy.

Jim
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:07:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KS_Physicist:

Originally Posted By five2one:

Originally Posted By SC_00_05:

Originally Posted By photokirk:
#13 looks like a dude.

www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip13.jpg


Is that Frasier's old girlfriend on Cheers?



I was thining a darker haired Kathy Griffin....
www.askmen.com/toys/interview_60/pictures_60/90_kathy_griffin.JPG



Thanks!  I thought of her too and I couldn't remember her name.  It was driving me crazy.

Jim



No problem.  I do this as a public service.  
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:19:04 PM EDT


that's some scary shit.. wow, musta been a real quality 'club' those fine 'ladies' were performing at...
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:19:30 PM EDT
Its this kind of stupid law that absolutely needs to be overturned. LEOs should not have to waste time dealing with naked women dancing and the fine line about whats legal and not legal about that. A result of too many bluehairs and religious types involved in the legal process imposing their version of morality on everyone else.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:22:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc556guy:
Its this kind of stupid law that absolutely needs to be overturned. LEOs should not have to waste time dealing with naked women dancing and the fine line about whats legal and not legal about that. A result of too many bluehairs and religious types involved in the legal process imposing their version of morality on everyone else.



Yep, its a shame, but its up to the people of Tampa and Florida to decide.  Let the people speak!!!!!!!
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