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Posted: 10/15/2019 10:22:10 PM EDT
This reads like a Grindr advertisement TBH, and the little bone in the guy’s hat? It’s a baculum, aka penis bone.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Honestly this tops the face full of piss ad they put out, and reminds me of the “Nicolas Cage’s agent” skit.

Keltec marketing sick of their job and trying to get fired but be like:

“This is an ad concept that encourages keltec owners to drink their own piss.”
“Love it!”
“Uh, here’s another one with a homoerotic subtext implying buying a keltec is pretty much like having raunchy gay bottom sex with an aggressive dominant bear.”
“Amazing! I want it out by yesterday!”
”fuck”
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:24:44 PM EDT
Well....did it work?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:26:27 PM EDT
People don’t think alternative marketing be like it do, but it is?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:28:00 PM EDT
That's just... fuckind weird.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:32:46 PM EDT
LMAO.

Great ad, you should submit it to Keltec to run.

Can we repost this?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:34:06 PM EDT
Are you suggesting that gay bottom sex is worse than Keltec quality control?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:34:12 PM EDT
I don't Keltec.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:34:36 PM EDT
Pink pistols just got corporate sponsored.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:35:05 PM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:37:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Postal0311:
LMAO.

Great ad, you should submit it to Keltec to run.

Can we repost this?
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Caleb giddings already shared my version and most people actually believed it was real, share away.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:38:11 PM EDT
They should just go all in and slap the Zim zam on an advertisement as their QC guy and call it a day.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:39:55 PM EDT
It's just a phase....
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:41:20 PM EDT
I haven't read anything that homoerotic since Huckleberry Finn.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:50:39 PM EDT
Did they hire 4chan for their marketing?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 10:55:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Undefined:
Are you suggesting that gay bottom sex is worse than Keltec quality control?
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That would be a tough call. Could go either way.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:01:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:02:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By eesmith:

Honestly this tops the face full of piss ad they put out, and reminds me of the “Nicolas Cage’s agent” skit.
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Evidently I missed this, and I'm almost afraid to ask, but, what the hell?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:13:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kozaki:
Evidently I missed this, and I'm almost afraid to ask, but, what the hell?
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Originally Posted By kozaki:
Originally Posted By eesmith:

Honestly this tops the face full of piss ad they put out, and reminds me of the “Nicolas Cage’s agent” skit.
Evidently I missed this, and I'm almost afraid to ask, but, what the hell?
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:17:42 PM EDT
Fuck is going on in here..
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:19:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2019 11:20:09 PM EDT by Hoyle33]
It bothers me that you know what that bone is
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:21:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:26:10 PM EDT
Well, it's a Kel Tec. I thought they only existed in police evidence lockers and nutnfancy yt videos.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:27:12 PM EDT
Tapping a neglected share of the market, I guess.  I'm curious how effective it is for them...
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:29:07 PM EDT
so you just felt like googling some sassy boys and some aggressive scantily clad men and then photoshopped together an ad including carefully considered copy?    that's like in the other guys when mark wahlberg learned to dance ballet so he could ridicule the male ballet dancers ironically.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:29:26 PM EDT
If eesmith says it is suspect, then that’s good enough for me.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:30:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By boboluv:
so you just felt like googling some sassy boys and some aggressive scantily clad men and then photoshopped together an ad including carefully considered copy?    that's like in the other guys when mark wahlberg learned to dance ballet so he could ridicule the male ballet dancers ironically.
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I was in bed sick with a cold and spent 5 minutes slapping it together using free apps in my phone, I don’t know if that says more about me or more about kel tec tbh.
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:32:55 PM EDT
Kel-Tec skeet skeet cannon?
Link Posted: 10/15/2019 11:51:34 PM EDT
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Oh for fuck's sake!



Thanks for clearing that up; I really hadn't seen it, I couldn't have forgotten.
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 1:25:13 AM EDT
Wait, are those legit posters?
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 1:27:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By OddAtmosphere:
They should just go all in and slap the Zim zam on an advertisement as their QC guy and call it a day.
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They'd sell so many of these cause you can't flim flam him.
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 1:32:09 AM EDT
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wtf

Somebody make a gay CP33 ad about what a huge load it holds and how you can shoot that load all weekend long.
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 1:34:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 1:42:39 AM EDT
Dat 16 round 22lr mag doe
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 1:45:04 AM EDT
Excellent.  Good for them.
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 1:48:10 AM EDT
I thought Glock already had that customer base covered

Link Posted: 10/16/2019 1:56:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By walkinginadangerzone:
Wait, are those legit posters?
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I made the daddy or dandy one, the other two are legit.

Most people can’t tell the difference, and that really says something.
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 2:01:12 AM EDT
Fuck.  I saw that ad in one of my gun rags, glanced at it, recognized the new .22, and flipped by.

Didn't even pick up the weird it was throwing down.
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 3:52:26 AM EDT
Can a 380 even stop a sexy bear?
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 3:58:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2019 4:07:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Postal0311:
LMAO.

Great ad, you should submit it to Keltec to run.

Can we repost this?
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+1 and thank you. I’d never seen that nick cage sketch before.
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 4:17:21 AM EDT
Your thread title is wacist and triggered my African America self...
...and pink pistols are for pussies - so are keltecs (No, I don't own a Sub2k)
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 4:19:01 AM EDT
I will never own a keltec.

Their gay ads just reaffirm that.
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 4:46:14 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Undefined:
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tehee
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 4:54:16 AM EDT
Weird
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 5:09:43 AM EDT
the pink one would make a good underwear gun
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 5:34:37 AM EDT
Eesmith of all people finds these ads strange?
Thats ironic
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 5:52:01 AM EDT
Gay people have the right to defend themselves just like heterosexuals so why not advertise for them?
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 7:15:07 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By jefro:
Gay people have the right to defend themselves just like heterosexuals so why not advertise for them?
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Because it’s like 2% of the freaking population...

“Hey Jeff, 90% of our customer base currently is straight men who make at/lower than the average income, we realize that the majority of them are in lifelong monogamous relationships, we’re thinking about targeting their women to improve our profit margins, easy math on that would close to double our revenue, whatcha think?”

—Nah...Let’s target a sexual subculture of 2% of the entire US population, of which 90% live in Antigun states/major cities by choice

#nailedit
Link Posted: 10/16/2019 7:36:42 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kozaki:
Oh for fuck's sake!



Thanks for clearing that up; I really hadn't seen it, I couldn't have forgotten.
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Originally Posted By kozaki:
Oh for fuck's sake!



Thanks for clearing that up; I really hadn't seen it, I couldn't have forgotten.
The ad company that made that, was *showcasing* it at SHOT; they were actually *proud* of that shit!
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