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Posted: 1/4/2014 11:05:39 AM EDT
They couldn't prove it was happening, but the but butchering facilities said that is where they were selling it to clients to use.
So they did a taste test and fried some up they bought in an asian market and sure enough no one could pick out which was fried bung and which one was squid. Apparently the both look and taste alike.

So next time you order an appetizer....check the packaging first.

Pork...the other white meat

PSA for joos and mooslums.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:16:17 AM EDT
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oh goddamit
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:21:37 AM EDT
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in a pigs ass
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:22:45 AM EDT
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Well, technically, one could say that "starfish" IS seafood, so it's close enough.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:23:38 AM EDT
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That begs the question of how it would taste if the pig was solely fed squid.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:25:07 AM EDT
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And pornstar anus already comes bleached...so there's that.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:28:00 AM EDT
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no different from eating chitlins
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:30:10 AM EDT
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Oh, and back in to say....bullshit on there's no way to prove it.



Last time I checked piggy DNA and squid DNA are a might bit different....
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:30:33 AM EDT
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Calamari and corn.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:31:00 AM EDT
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I am a fan of calimari .

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Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:37:18 AM EDT
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Oh, and back in to say....bullshit on there's no way to prove it.

Last time I checked piggy DNA and squid DNA are a might bit different....
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True, butt they they contacted the FDA who responded that they were not too concerned with one food being passed off as another, as long as it was done in a sanitary measure.

So next time someone tries to trade you using imitation calamari, just say you would prefer imitation crab meat (chicken vagina is healthier after all)
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:38:35 AM EDT
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Would you like to arrange a taste test?
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:43:29 AM EDT
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This is why I only eat the squid heads.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 11:53:20 AM EDT
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americas test kitchen has a really good recipe for pig anus. its oddly similar to their calamari recipe...
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:02:21 PM EDT
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Well the last bunch of calamari I had was excellent, if it was pig bung, it was good ass.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:03:45 PM EDT
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Well the last bunch of calamari I had was excellent, if it was pig bung, it was good ass.
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nothing wrong with a good piece of ass.


Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:11:46 PM EDT
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nothing wrong with a good piece of ass.


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Well the last bunch of calamari I had was excellent, if it was pig bung, it was good ass.


nothing wrong with a good piece of ass.






Well, there is nothing on a pig that is wasted.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:14:00 PM EDT
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Well, there is nothing on a pig that is wasted.
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nothing wrong with a good piece of ass.






Well, there is nothing on a pig that is wasted.


apparently only the skull and jawbone.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:14:27 PM EDT
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port.

Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:26:25 PM EDT
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.

I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:38:59 PM EDT
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Meh...If it taste no different.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:40:31 PM EDT
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You've probably taste tested them plenty and just don't know about it.



 
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:44:32 PM EDT
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I garun-fucking-tee you chitlins do not smell like calamari.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:45:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:45:25 PM EDT
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You never go ass to mouth!


Unless it's fried......
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 12:45:38 PM EDT
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Well played. Well played.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 1:00:20 PM EDT
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I ate calamari last night!
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 1:08:13 PM EDT
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Another horseshit waste of air brought to you by your tax dollars and the donations of fools.

The one right before that was a Mormon chick telling a story about how she tried to date an Atheist.

Most of the stuff on NPR during the day is the radio equivalent of public access cable with a leftist theme if it has anything to do with politics at all.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 1:14:15 PM EDT
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FIFY
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.

I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher.
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.

I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher.


Did you just arrive here from a 1930's Nuremberg rally?
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 1:33:15 PM EDT
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There's probably a pig part that looks like that too.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 1:40:37 PM EDT
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Does it taste good? Then 0 fucks given.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 1:41:03 PM EDT
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Would dat be da seafood or da pig version
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 1:52:52 PM EDT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=001dtJ0srBI
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:12:46 PM EDT
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Fake Scallops.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:14:32 PM EDT
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.

I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher.
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.

I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher.



The fuck...?
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:23:55 PM EDT
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I'd take the taste test.   I love calimari.

If pig butthole is indistinguishable, my only question is : how much does pig butthole cost at the grocery store?
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:24:27 PM EDT
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nope it doesn't ...may Dad was a "rooter to the tooter" type Southern boy so I'm used the the paint peeling stench of Chitlins...but if you can eat chitlins you shouldn't think twice about pigs anus...hell its probably a step up
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:26:34 PM EDT
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True, butt they they contacted the FDA who responded that they were not too concerned with one food being passed off as another, as long as it was done in a sanitary measure.



So next time someone tries to trade you using imitation calamari, just say you would prefer imitation crab meat (chicken vagina is healthier after all)
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Oh, and back in to say....bullshit on there's no way to prove it.



Last time I checked piggy DNA and squid DNA are a might bit different....




True, butt they they contacted the FDA who responded that they were not too concerned with one food being passed off as another, as long as it was done in a sanitary measure.



So next time someone tries to trade you using imitation calamari, just say you would prefer imitation crab meat (chicken vagina is healthier after all)
It's still fraud.

 
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:27:39 PM EDT
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Whatever.  I ate scrapple for breakfast the last two days.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:28:11 PM EDT
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My SO and I listened to that story on the radio one day and then went to a restaurant and ordered some fried calamari.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:31:32 PM EDT
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I was gonna post this.

I guess we got the bad end of that one.

I hate being the butt of a joke.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:33:34 PM EDT
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.

I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher.
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They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.

I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher.

You need a ban.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:40:48 PM EDT
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tried Calamari once and commented that it tasted like ass,it might have actually been ass
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:43:44 PM EDT
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Somehow, I don't think we will ever see "Pigs' Assholes" on the menu at fine restaurants.

Someone will have to come up with a somewhat more elegant name for the dish.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:45:55 PM EDT
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Did you just arrive here from a 1930's Nuremberg rally?
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They couldn't pay me enough to "taste test" a pigs exhaust port.



They don't need to pay you. You have probably unknowingly paid for it at several resturants.

I bet a bunch of liberal jew-yorkers are pissed that their calamari is not kosher.



Did you just arrive here from a 1930's Nuremberg rally?


Actually i got that from an old jon stewart skit

You must be from jew jersey.
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:46:54 PM EDT
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Would dat be da seafood or da pig version
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Would dat be da seafood or da pig version


Cowimari
Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:50:12 PM EDT
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Squid and pork are not considered Kosher by the laws of Judaism.

Jew bashing is not acceptable, period.

Link Posted: 1/4/2014 2:51:31 PM EDT
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