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There is a pretty good chance you are a scumbag.
Based on years of observation and analysis, I can state with some degree of certainty that nurses tend to gravitate toward the most low-life, disability check aspiring, wastes of carbon on the planet. They will then cling to said low-life for years, patiently awaiting a marriage proposal, no matter how many times they are lied to, cheated on, or stolen from. It is tragically fascinating. Corroboration? |
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I am married to one, so thanks for your insightful assessment.
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I am married to one, so thanks for your insightful assessment. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile ![]() ETA: Needs more poll. OP is wrong in my experience. |
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Whatever dude ... I'm on track to marry one now ... She was a medic in the military who served this country honorably in some of the most hellish conditions known to mankind, saved a lot of lives and sacrificed a lot of herself to do so.
So really, you can go fuck yourself. |
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So the nurse you like won't date you, but she'll stay with a dirtbag?
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There is a pretty good chance you are a scumbag. Based on years of observation and analysis, I can state with some degree of certainty that nurses tend to gravitate toward the most low-life, disability check aspiring, wastes of carbon on the planet. They will then cling to said low-life for years, patiently awaiting a marriage proposal, no matter how many times they are lied to, cheated on, or stolen from. It is tragically fascinating. Corroboration? I think you're just being a dick. |
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I am married to one, so thanks for your insightful assessment. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Ditto. I wonder what the OP's significant other does for a living, and how we might use that knowledge to insult him personally. ![]() |
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This thread...
...will not end well ![]() I could see some nurses who are very co-dependent dating scumbags, but there are co-dependent people working in ALL fields ![]() I know quite a few regular, normal folks who's wives are nurses...hell, one of them is a Mod here ![]() Speed |
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There is a pretty good chance you are a scumbag. Based on years of observation and analysis, I can state with some degree of certainty that nurses tend to gravitate toward the most low-life, disability check aspiring, wastes of carbon on the planet. They will then cling to said low-life for years, patiently awaiting a marriage proposal, no matter how many times they are lied to, cheated on, or stolen from. It is tragically fascinating. Corroboration? So, who did she leave you/ignore you for? |
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So the nurse you like won't date you, but she'll stay with a dirtbag? ![]() And this post hits it on the head........seems like OP is a little disgruntled. And I take offense to this post. My wife is a RN, as for me i don't think I am anywhere near a dirtbag. I am a US Army Vet, Paramedic, Boy Scout Leader/District Officer and father. So maybe OP shouldn't generalize. |
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So the nurse you like won't date you, but she'll stay with a dirtbag? ![]() And this post hits it on the head........seems like OP is a little disgruntled. And I take offense to this post. My wife is a RN, as for me i don't think I am anywhere near a dirtbag. I am a US Army Vet, Paramedic, Boy Scout Leader/District Officer and father. So maybe OP shouldn't generalize. You sound like a jerk... you know who else was a jerk? Audey Murphy! [/sarcasm] It's a slow day... |
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There is a pretty good chance you are a scumbag. Based on years of observation and analysis, I can state with some degree of certainty that nurses tend to gravitate toward the most low-life, disability check aspiring, wastes of carbon on the planet. They will then cling to said low-life for years, patiently awaiting a marriage proposal, no matter how many times they are lied to, cheated on, or stolen from. It is tragically fascinating. Corroboration? So you are a rent-a-cop and the nursing staff won't date you and it really pisses you off? I am married to a Nurse and just happen to be a Nurse myself, so knuckle head you can piss off! ![]() |
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So the nurse you like won't date you, but she'll stay with a dirtbag? ![]() Winner |
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There is a pretty good chance you are a scumbag. Based on years of observation and analysis, I can state with some degree of certainty that nurses tend to gravitate toward the most low-life, disability check aspiring, wastes of carbon on the planet. They will then cling to said low-life for years, patiently awaiting a marriage proposal, no matter how many times they are lied to, cheated on, or stolen from. It is tragically fascinating. Corroboration? I've always found that nurses gravitate towards pilots. Oh, wait, I guess you're right. ![]() TC |
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I dunno,my mom was a nurse for 35 year and plenty of her co-workers sure could seem to dredge up some winners
![]() However,just like every generalization,they're a cross section of society.The average person just ain't that awesome and half of all people ( or nurses as the case may be) are gonna be less awesome than that. More nurses than usual seem to go a little overboard on the need to nurture and therefore find some pretty good project dudes but I've known plenty of girls who've made lifetime careers out of choosing nothing but bum dudes. |
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Never dated a nurse, but i dated a PA for a while, what does that make me?
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The Nurse and I are to be wed in August. We've been together for 4 years.
Your theory-foo is weak |
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I have one friend dating a nurse and two more that are married to nurses...
All good guys...
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So the nurse you like won't date you, but she'll stay with a dirtbag? ![]() And this post hits it on the head........seems like OP is a little disgruntled. And I take offense to this post. My wife is a RN, as for me i don't think I am anywhere near a dirtbag. I am a US Army Vet, Paramedic, Boy Scout Leader/District Officer and father. So maybe OP shouldn't generalize. You sound like a jerk... you know who else was a jerk? Audey Murphy! [/sarcasm] It's a slow day... Gonna have to agree on this one.. you sir are a scumbag. Your wife could do much better, but she is a nurse so why would she. Afterall nurses are attracted to losers. ![]() |
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So, who did she leave you/ignore you for? And, who's he fly for? ![]() Good one, screech. TC |
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There is a pretty good chance you are a scumbag. Based on years of observation and analysis, I can state with some degree of certainty that nurses tend to gravitate toward the most low-life, disability check aspiring, wastes of carbon on the planet. They will then cling to said low-life for years, patiently awaiting a marriage proposal, no matter how many times they are lied to, cheated on, or stolen from. It is tragically fascinating. Corroboration? I too have witnessed this with more than one nurses. No joke. However, I doubt that this is true in all cases. |
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I think you have got the wrong RN . Could it be a Rehab Nurse you have problems with, not a Registered one?
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So the nurse you like won't date you, but she'll stay with a dirtbag? ![]() I'm going with this. |
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My wife is a PA. Does that make me a convicted felon? I'm not really sure how the rules work....
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My roommate works in hospitals and from what she tells me just about every woman in scrubs is cheating on their SO and banging guys at work. My friends who work in hospitals say the same thing. I don't think I will ever get in a relationship with someone who wears scrubs.
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My roommate works in hospitals and from what she tells me just about every woman in scrubs is cheating on their SO and banging guys at work. My friends who work in hospitals say the same thing. I don't think I will ever get in a relationship with someone who wears scrubs. My roommate is a CNA and she is working on getting her RN. Her mother is an RN. They both make horrible decisions when it comes to men. 95% of their men are convicted felons, or just losers. |
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I only know one nurse, and her husband does indeed fit the OP's description.
You would probably need a lot more than that for any meaningful corroboration. |
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So the nurse you like won't date you, but she'll stay with a dirtbag? ![]() And this post hits it on the head........seems like OP is a little disgruntled. And I take offense to this post. My wife is a RN, as for me i don't think I am anywhere near a dirtbag. I am a US Army Vet, Paramedic, Boy Scout Leader/District Officer and father. So maybe OP shouldn't generalize. You sound like a jerk... you know who else was a jerk? Audey Murphy! [/sarcasm] It's a slow day... Gonna have to agree on this one.. you sir are a scumbag. Your wife could do much better, but she is a nurse so why would she. Afterall nurses are attracted to losers. ![]() |
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Sounds like a nurse pulled out her strap on and jammed it in you and now you're sore about it.........
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I am married to one, so thanks for your insightful assessment. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile +1 I'm an Air Force vet, a nurse and have been married to a nurse for years. Sounds like you're the guy you're talking about. Try waitresses and bartenders. They were always easy for me.... ![]() |
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OK, well I guess I'll relay that news to my dad, then. I'm sure he'd love to finally be clued in after being married to the same nurse for 28 years.
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Had your heart broken by a nurse did ya?
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I am married to one, so thanks for your insightful assessment. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Ditto. I wonder what the OP's significant other does for a living, and how we might use that knowledge to insult him personally. ![]() ditto ditto - Married to one and am one. We must be bottom of the barrel. |
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Quoted: I am married to dating one, so thanks for your insightful assessment. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile +1 |
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Hmmm. Of the nurses that I know, one fits that description. The rest are either married to some pretty upstanding guys or are single (i.e., not with dirtbags).
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Whatever dude ... I'm on track to marry one now ... She was a medic in the military who served this country honorably in some of the most hellish conditions known to mankind, saved a lot of lives and sacrificed a lot of herself to do so. So really, you can go fuck yourself. Winner!!! |
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I bet you could say this about any field that is predominantly female.
The take-home message for the slow is "they date a lot of scumbags because there are a lot of scumbags out there". It reflects more on men than the women. The women, they are smarter.
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There is a pretty good chance you are a scumbag. Based on years of observation and analysis, I can state with some degree of certainty that nurses tend to gravitate toward the most low-life, disability check aspiring, wastes of carbon on the planet. They will then cling to said low-life for years, patiently awaiting a marriage proposal, no matter how many times they are lied to, cheated on, or stolen from. It is tragically fascinating. Corroboration? Somebody get dumped by a nurse? |
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Holy shit.
Talk about the thread not going the way the OP intended. First, I am an RN. My post was a reflection of the 8 or 9 times I have seen this happen with co-workers. Typically a 30 something female with a poor specimen of a "boyfriend". There is no rejected love interest that precipitated this post thoughI will agree that I am a jerk. This post was simply triggered by a recent marathon of "but he says he loves me" drama from 2 separate RNs I thought I would get some corroboration from people who work with nurses, I did not intend to trigger the indignation of spouses. Obviously there are happily married nurses who have wonderful spouses. But those of you who took umbrage because you are married to a nurse... ask them. They will probably tell you that they have heard enough stories from co-workers to draw the same conclusion I have. |
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I am married to one as well. She was a fire fighter for 10 years and got her nursing degree in her off time. She has been a nurse for about 2 years now.
Sorry that you got your little feelers hurt by a nurse but you can go fuck yourself because you are way off.. |
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I am married to one, so thanks for your insightful assessment. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Same but married to a different one than CAR_16. ![]() |
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My wife's been a nurse for 14 years. We met in college.
We went to a lot of nurse weddings those first few years after college. Most that we are still in contact with are still happy. I think the nurse to dumb ass ratio might be slightly higher than other professionals. Part of it might be the fact that when you get that many of one gender together you're going to get some drama llamas. I have a friend that works in the auto industry. Seems like guys that build cars gravitate towards sluty, cheating alcoholics. |
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My wife's been a nurse for 14 years. We met in college. We went to a lot of nurse weddings those first few years after college. Most that we are still in contact with are still happy. I think the nurse to dumb ass ratio might be slightly higher than other professionals. Part of it might be the fact that when you get that many of one gender together you're going to get some drama llamas. I have a friend that works in the auto industry. Seems like guys that build cars gravitate towards sluty, cheating alcoholics. Im a mechanic and didnt even know it ![]() |
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Holy shit. Talk about the thread not going the way the OP intended. First, I am an RN. My post was a reflection of the 8 or 9 times I have seen this happen with co-workers. Typically a 30 something female with a poor specimen of a "boyfriend". There is no rejected love interest that precipitated this post thoughI will agree that I am a jerk. This post was simply triggered by a recent marathon of "but he says he loves me" drama from 2 separate RNs I thought I would get some corroboration from people who work with nurses, I did not intend to trigger the indignation of spouses. Obviously there are happily married nurses who have wonderful spouses. But those of you who took umbrage because you are married to a nurse... ask them. They will probably tell you that they have heard enough stories from co-workers to draw the same conclusion I have. ![]() So you're going to make generalizations about all nurses based on your recent sample size of 2 drama llamas? I was an RN in a previous career and have been working in large hospitals for over 20 years. We have over 2000 nurses in the division where I work. Yes, there are plenty of nurses with 'teh crazy', but your original assertion couldn't be more wrong. |
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There is a pretty good chance you are a scumbag. Based on years of observation and analysis, I can state with some degree of certainty that nurses tend to gravitate toward the most low-life, disability check aspiring, wastes of carbon on the planet. They will then cling to said low-life for years, patiently awaiting a marriage proposal, no matter how many times they are lied to, cheated on, or stolen from. It is tragically fascinating. Corroboration? my ex wife the nurse would agree with you lol. so would my nurse sister. funny but i find nurses to be bat shit crazy, smokers, bitter. sames as cops. |
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wife and I are both RN's
happily married for 24 years every so often some pathetic little worm comes along and gets stricken ... we both get a good laugh over it ... funny thing ... that type of piss ant is just as likely to have a crush on me as my wife ... ![]() |
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