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In before people who will advocate the murder of Capitalists
Capitalists?
I've heard of them (in grandpa's day) but I've never actually seen one.
In our new system (adopted from China) people are more properly described as Communo-capitalists.
You know, sort of half communist and half capitalist.
Its a system that works, ask the Chinese!
In ye olden days when your business went belly up you jumped out a 20 story building and splatted right onto Wall street below.
Now we have a much better system, if you fail the "avant garde of the proletariat" or "the state" Shall pay your debts.
Now no one has to jump out of anything.
Now you might be thinking "ok, its the perfect system as Marx predicted, but what about the proletariat? now they have to pay the debt!?
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Nonsense! Monopoly money duuuude. Monopoly money. Its all fun and games.