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Posted: 3/24/2010 8:23:38 AM EDT
Texas, El Paso don't measure up in condom company's rankings
Posted: March 24, 2010 09:27 AM CDT Updated: March 24, 2010 10:24 AM CDT EL PASO, Texas - El Paso has been near the top of lists for the safest, sweatiest and fattest cities in the country. This time, El Paso is no where to be found on Condomania's rankings of the 20 most populated U.S. cities ranked by average penis size. New Orleans, with the largest average penis size, topped the list. Washington, D.C., San Diego, New York City and Phoenix round out the top five. Dallas/Fort Worth, the only Texas metropolitan area to make the list, came in last. The condom company also ranked all 50 states and Texas didn't do too well either, coming in at No. 35. New Hampshire came in at No. 1. According to Condomania, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was previously conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes on pre-stamped cards. Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms. Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes on pre-stamped cards. Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms, where the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. In this system, the 76 sizes are comprised of non-sequential letters and numbers, so that the smallest is no more obvious than the largest. "Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their penis size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate," says Chris Filkins, Condomania's Directory of Technology. "Our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate." 20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size New Orleans Washington DC San Diego New York City Phoenix Portland Atlanta San Francisco Chicago St. Louis Seattle Miami Indianapolis Columbus Boston Denver Los Angeles Detroit Philadelphia Dallas/Ft. Worth 50 States Ordered by Penis Size New Hampshire Oregon New York Indiana Arizona Hawaii Louisiana Massachusetts Alabama Washington New Mexico California Arkansas Nevada Virginia Tennessee Illinois Oklahoma South Dakota Georgia Pennsylvania Mississippi Michigan Florida Rhode Island Kansas Maryland Minnesota Vermont Connecticut Wisconsin New Jersey North Dakota Idaho Texas Missouri Montana Ohio Nebraska Colorado Maine North Carolina Delaware South Carolina Kentucky West Virginia Alaska Iowa Utah Wyoming http://www.kvia.com/Global/story.asp?S=12195257 |
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I wonder if this was independently verified. One can say anything...
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Quoted: -snip- 50 States Ordered by Penis Size New Hampshire Oregon New York Indiana Arizona Hawaii Louisiana Massachusetts Alabama Washington New Mexico California Arkansas Nevada Virginia Tennessee Illinois Oklahoma South Dakota Georgia Pennsylvania Mississippi Michigan Florida Rhode Island Kansas Maryland Minnesota Vermont Connecticut Wisconsin New Jersey North Dakota Idaho Texas Missouri Montana Ohio Nebraska Colorado Maine North Carolina Delaware South Carolina Kentucky West Virginia Alaska Iowa Utah Wyoming http://www.kvia.com/Global/story.asp?S=12195257 Everywhere I lived... |
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Utahns ranked low because fewer use condoms. Why do you all think we have so many children?
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What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?
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<––- Was born in New Hampshire. Just saying... Same here. 50 States Ordered by Penis Size
New Hampshire Born. Oregon New York Indiana Arizona Hawaii Louisiana Massachusetts Alabama Washington New Mexico Living. California Arkansas Nevada Virginia Tennessee Illinois Oklahoma South Dakota Georgia Pennsylvania Mississippi Michigan Florida Rhode Island Kansas Maryland Minnesota Vermont Connecticut Wisconsin New Jersey North Dakota Idaho Texas Missouri Montana Ohio Nebraska Colorado Maine North Carolina Delaware South Carolina Kentucky West Virginia Alaska Iowa Utah |
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Quoted: Research FAIL: El Paso represents Mexican dick size. First thing that came to mind. |
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St. Louis is 10th out to the cities. Maybe I am just an anomaly?
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What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example? .002 |
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This thread needs a pole. TRG Fixed it for ya ETA: NY and Az for me |
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This thread needs a pole. TRG We know what you really meant. |
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Quoted: What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example? Says the man from Gillette |
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Most cut states Florida, California, New York, and the one with Chicago in it ...
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Greetings from San Diego.
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This thread needs a pole. TRG We know what you really meant. I am telling a Mod and YOU are banned. TRG |
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What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example? Can't be much. I like that New Hampshire tops the list, and Vermont is near the bottom. Both states are basically the same demographically except for total population, same basic geography, same weather, same lifestyles etc. *shrug* |
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I find it weird that ME and NH are next to each other, yet almost at opposite ends of the list.
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Just another thing we win at. I'd say "Suck it" but there's no way you could manage.
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<––- Was born in New Hampshire. Just saying... so you are saying the article is a lie then? |
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I find it weird that ME and NH are next to each other, yet almost at opposite ends of the list. Cue southpark tiny penis. |
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I know general GD consensus is that abusers of "Cool Story, Bro" should be violently sodomized with a crooked, rusty rake out in the middle of the woods and left for dead, but OP's article leads me to suspect that the guy who wrote this article was from NH.
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?
Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives? Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure... |
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done? Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives? Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure... RTFA condom company makes custom-sized condoms that require user to provide measurements. |
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done? Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives? Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure... I'm not sure. I haven't used a condom in about a decade. |
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I've been to Walmart....from the looks of it, Mexicans don't wear condoms.
Quoted: Research FAIL: El Paso represents Mexican dick size. |
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I was born in NH, and I have a 13" wang to prove it. Is that measured (Length + Width) X 2 ? That is the common Internet measuring system. |
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done? Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives? Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure... RTFA condom company makes custom-sized condoms that require user to provide measurements. What percentage of state citizenry have actually used these custom sized items? |
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20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size New Orleans Washington DC San Diego New York City Phoenix Portland Atlanta San Francisco Chicago St. Louis Seattle Miami Indianapolis Columbus Boston Denver Los Angeles Detroit Philadelphia Dallas/Ft. Worth No wonder ARFCom is always hatin' on us |
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done? Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives? Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure... RTFA condom company makes custom-sized condoms that require user to provide measurements. So are the results a comparison of actual size, or honesty? |
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Oregon is #2! I didn't know we had that many black guys here....
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It's been prove that the Dutch have the largest wiener.
Poor Geese |
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Quoted: What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example? Exactly. Just because the mean is slightly lower for one state vs. the other, doesn't mean that there is a statistical difference in mean wang size. |
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LIVE FREE OR DIE!!!!!!!
I guess you need a big dick to have that as your state slogan. |
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I think all this proves is that liberals will lie about anything.
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Woo! In the top ten here!! I can say assuredly I AM hung like a HORSE! (fly)
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