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Posted: 8/16/2007 11:26:44 AM EDT
Quick! How do I explain (to my wife) the box coming from CMP tomorrow?


...to keep it on topic I'll post a nice picture when it arrives...
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 11:34:02 AM EDT
"Honey, the prize I won in the NRA raffle will be arriving tomorrow."

This would be easier to pull off if your wife were illiterate.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:03:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2007 1:03:23 PM EDT by JohnRippert]
Tell the truth and take your licks. It will be worth it when you open the box.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:58:42 PM EDT
Just grow a pair.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:12:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnRippert:
Tell the truth and take your licks. It will be worth it when you open the box.


Originally Posted By tr6r:
Just grow a pair.

haaa!! good ones...I guess the simplest solution is the best
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:19:42 PM EDT
Hand her an equal amount of cash and tell her she can spend it beacuse you have a new rifle comming.

Stop laughing.......
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:42:24 PM EDT
Try this:

Honey, I was thinking of blowing $5,000 on a high-priced call girl, but I went and bought a $500 rifle instead.

Or some variation of the "it was either this or hookers and blow" line.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 4:04:30 PM EDT
Face it you going to pay in more that one way. OH and never say this is the last gun I will ever need... That stop working for me 20 years ago
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 4:06:32 PM EDT
easy!
say "hmmm looks like they shipped it to the wrong address"
then send it to me.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 5:21:43 PM EDT
Whenever, the BBToH shows up with a long box I just say,

"I told
those people to stop just sending me guns I didn't order! I guess I'll
have to give them a call again. Damn Gun-of-the-Month club, it's great until
you try to cancel your membership, they always fuck these things up."

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