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Posted: 3/23/2006 9:47:23 PM EDT

my name is bill and i have a problem...i find myself buying taclights, railguards, knifes,3pt slings, and other assorted tactical equipment not to mention ammo...i dont really train i just find the ar-15 to be a fascinating hobbies in and of itself. do i have a problem or is this normal?

Posted: 3/23/2006 9:49:14 PM EDT

[#1]

Pretty normal around here.

Posted: 3/23/2006 9:50:56 PM EDT

[#2]

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my name is bill and i have a problem...i find myself buying taclights, railguards, knifes,3pt slings, and other assorted tactical equipment not to mention ammo...i dont really train i just find the ar-15 to be a fascinating hobbies in and of itself. do i have a problem or is this normal?

And you think you are alone in this?

Welcome to BRD. Stand up, say your name and say you are an ARcoholic.

Posted: 3/23/2006 9:55:13 PM EDT

[#3]

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Pretty normal around here.

Past couple of years, the number has grown exponentially.

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:11:22 PM EDT

[#4]

I really, really need that CIRAS Maritime........

Simon

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:14:20 PM EDT

[#5]

well dispite my name and avatar i'm really not a mall ninja.. hell when i had a night match.. i cut up a 10/22 weaver rail drilled two hols and bolted it to my frount sight.... all to mount a surefire G2 with a 1 inch scope ring on it....

but i wish you the best of luck.,.. you might want to try doing some 3 gun matchs or the like localy so you can justify the equipment...

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:37:29 PM EDT

[#6]

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my name is bill and i have a problem...i find myself buying taclights, railguards, knifes,3pt slings, and other assorted tactical equipment not to mention ammo...i dont really train i just find the ar-15 to be a fascinating hobbies in and of itself. do i have a problem or is this normal?

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:42:33 PM EDT

[#7]

I'm afraid you are alone. Everyone here is a Navy SEAL and a Army Delta Force operator when needed. I do both of those myself and also am a part time SWAT operator (only on the dangerous missions) And remember, you aren't a hobbist, you are an operator!

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:51:44 PM EDT

[#8]

the day i realized i was part of a different crowd was when i was cleaning my ar on my back porch drinkin a beer when my neighbors wife saw me through the fence and quickly went back inside...

Posted: 3/23/2006 10:53:12 PM EDT

[#9]

shuttle door gunner

Posted: 3/24/2006 1:11:07 AM EDT

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shuttle door gunner

huh, me too. What unit are you with? I love the job, but atmosphere re-entry is a bitch.

Posted: 3/24/2006 1:13:45 AM EDT

[#11]

Now where did the term mall ninja originate?

Simon

Posted: 3/24/2006 1:17:32 AM EDT

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shuttle door gunner

huh, me too. What unit are you with? I love the job, but atmosphere re-entry is a bitch.

Dumbass, there is only one, the 69th Chairborn. Sheesh.

Posted: 3/24/2006 1:22:35 AM EDT

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shuttle door gunner

huh, me too. What unit are you with? I love the job, but atmosphere re-entry is a bitch.

Dumbass, there is only one, the 69th Chairborn. Sheesh.

Thats a good one.

Posted: 3/24/2006 1:36:17 AM EDT

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shuttle door gunner

huh, me too. What unit are you with? I love the job, but atmosphere re-entry is a bitch.

Dumbass, there is only one, the 69th Chairborn. Sheesh.

Didn't you get the memo? they had such high enlistment after advertising on ARFCOM...they created a second dividion...

The 87th Chairborne

No Expert

Posted: 3/24/2006 1:59:33 AM EDT

[#15]

i'm reserve.....i type when called for

Posted: 3/24/2006 2:08:41 AM EDT

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a Army Delta Force operator when neededh.gif

You missed the memo. We just got renamed to FAG. Forum Applications Group. hug.gif

edit: We need a smiley with a high speed low drag Pro-Tec helmet.

Posted: 3/24/2006 3:21:36 AM EDT

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a Army Delta Force operator when needed

You missed the memo. We just got renamed to FAG. Forum Applications Group.

edit: We need a smiley with a high speed low drag Pro-Tec helmet.

OMG, you can't spell out that abreviation....that's an OPSEC violation.
I have this as my sig on another forum:
"I'm not a mall ninja, I run the dojo."

The first step in the 12 step process is to admit your and adict. I usually admit it right after my online ammo order.

Posted: 3/24/2006 3:50:07 AM EDT

[#18]

Id' say that your ready to protect yourself from the hoards of the undead

Posted: 3/24/2006 3:52:48 AM EDT

[#19]

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my name is bill and i have a problem...i find myself buying taclights, railguards, knifes,3pt slings, and other assorted tactical equipment not to mention ammo...i dont really train i just find the ar-15 to be a fascinating hobbies in and of itself. do i have a problem or is this normal?

Normal? You're an amateur compared to this guy

Posted: 3/24/2006 3:59:23 AM EDT

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Id' say that your ready to protect yourself from the hoards of the undead

Dont forget the Canadian's. World friendliest border my ass.

Posted: 3/24/2006 5:11:28 AM EDT

[#21]

Hi, my name is Don, and i'm also an out of shape mall ninja.

Posted: 3/24/2006 7:08:35 AM EDT

[#22]

Hi, Don

Posted: 3/24/2006 7:40:26 AM EDT

[#23]

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my name is bill and i have a problem...i find myself buying taclights, railguards, knifes,3pt slings, and other assorted tactical equipment not to mention ammo...i dont really train i just find the ar-15 to be a fascinating hobbies in and of itself. do i have a problem or is this normal?

Normal? You're an amateur compared to this guy

Ho____LE____Shit!

Posted: 3/24/2006 8:08:52 AM EDT

[#24]

Not I, but I am a certified zombie slayer. It's best to stock up for the next outbreak.

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I'm afraid you are alone. Everyone here is a Navy SEAL and a Army Delta Force operator when needed. I do both of those myself and also am a part time SWAT operator (only on the dangerous missions) And remember, you aren't a hobbist, you are an operator!