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Posted: 9/25/2004 5:23:28 PM EDT
Okay, this is a post for humor...... I have an AR pistol, so ......... here I go.



Why I need a bayo lug on my Ar pistol-

... because I need to mount a bayonet on it so I can fend off people trying to grab it while I'm trying to figure out why it's not cycling....

If anyone else has a "humor" type reply for *reasons* to have a bayo lug on an AR pisto, please post....

Another useless post by Kaliburz
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 5:33:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2004 5:34:36 PM EDT by El_Roto]
So you can spear grapes, slice apples, etc., during commercials while you're waiting to K'POW, K'BLAM badguys when the movie comes back on.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 5:48:29 PM EDT
What else am I going to charge the varmintcong with should I run out of ammo?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 7:39:23 PM EDT
Spoon attached to Rem 870, fork attached to Glock... seems to be the next logical progression.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:16:13 PM EDT
Shameless bump......

Oh, I like the one about the spoon and fork......

Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:53:15 PM EDT
Personally, just to piss off (on?) Schumer, Feinstein and Kerry! Than maybe to pick up all of those ammo boxes off the ground when I'm done spraying my eeevil lead hose on fully AUTO since apparently thats what are readily available (according to the gun grabbers)!h.gif
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:54:07 PM EDT
Because you never know when someone will bring a knife to a gunfight?
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 9:59:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2004 10:00:08 AM EDT by brewsky101]

Originally Posted By uglygun:
What else am I going to charge the varmintcong with should I run out of ammo?



More effective than you know
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:45:53 PM EDT
So you can use what's left of the KBed upper as an improvised spear.

IO1
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:02:42 PM EDT
So when your range toy fails to stop an attacker you have a more effective weapon.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:05:46 PM EDT
Because when you are armed with only the AR pistol, you still need a primary weapon.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:28:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M4Kid:
Because when you are armed with only the AR pistol, you still need a primary weapon.






Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:38:26 PM EDT
ok

Originally Posted By WizardOfAhs:
Because you never know when someone will bring a knife to a gunfight? hr


Fuckin A...
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 4:47:13 PM EDT
Cuz Ya CAN!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 6:42:22 PM EDT
Just like in the movies, when you run out of ammo, throw the gun at them, only now, you can do real damage.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:57:15 AM EDT
Allright..... we have some GREAT humor now.... lets keep it going.....
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:02:43 PM EDT
Because that's a good way to get a pistol grip on your Ugly Black Knife?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:07:46 PM EDT
A bayonet is merely a target stabilizer.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:12:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTDefender:
A bayonet is merely a target stabilizer. hr


Yeah, you can get some nice groups when all you have to do is stick the target with the bayonet and keep on pullin' the trigger.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:12:14 PM EDT

Come'on folks, you all know the real reason is so you can stick your AR in the ground - immediate rifle stand.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:07:50 PM EDT
Another *shameless bump*



So...any more ideas!?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 11:27:04 PM EDT
Holy thread ressurection, Batman

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 11:42:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Holy thread ressurection, Batman




You can only say that when the thread is months old. I don't think 11 days counts, unless you're in GD.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:40:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MadMardigan:
Just like in the movies, when you run out of ammo, throw the gun at them, only now, you can do real damage.



wait...they never run out in the movies, and the revolvers always sound like...well, you know...semis.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:42:14 AM EDT
to keep muzzle rise to a minumum...
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:45:09 AM EDT
incase the targets at the range decide they had enough of your shit while your reloading
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:51:03 AM EDT
20 years ago, we went camping for a weekend at a large fun match. When we pulled
into our little improvised camping spot, the first thing my buddy did was grab his
SKS from the Jeep, extend the bayonet & shove into a short stump. I thought it
was quite funny. Those were good times....

Johnny C!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 5:09:04 AM EDT
So you can strap the bayo sheath to your leg and use it as an ankle holster.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 5:45:51 AM EDT
So you can have a long range capability. . . .
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