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Posted: 9/25/2004 4:23:28 PM EST
Okay, this is a post for humor...... I have an AR pistol, so ......... here I go.



Why I need a bayo lug on my Ar pistol-

... because I need to mount a bayonet on it so I can fend off people trying to grab it while I'm trying to figure out why it's not cycling....

If anyone else has a "humor" type reply for *reasons* to have a bayo lug on an AR pisto, please post....

Another useless post by Kaliburz
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 4:33:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/25/2004 4:34:36 PM EST by El_Roto]
So you can spear grapes, slice apples, etc., during commercials while you're waiting to K'POW, K'BLAM badguys when the movie comes back on.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 4:48:29 PM EST
What else am I going to charge the varmintcong with should I run out of ammo?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 6:39:23 PM EST
Spoon attached to Rem 870, fork attached to Glock... seems to be the next logical progression.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:16:13 PM EST
Shameless bump......

Oh, I like the one about the spoon and fork......

Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:53:15 PM EST
Personally, just to piss off (on?) Schumer, Feinstein and Kerry! Than maybe to pick up all of those ammo boxes off the ground when I'm done spraying my eeevil lead hose on fully AUTO since apparently thats what are readily available (according to the gun grabbers)!h.gif
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:54:07 PM EST
Because you never know when someone will bring a knife to a gunfight?
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 8:59:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/26/2004 9:00:08 AM EST by brewsky101]

Originally Posted By uglygun:
What else am I going to charge the varmintcong with should I run out of ammo?



More effective than you know
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:45:53 PM EST
So you can use what's left of the KBed upper as an improvised spear.

IO1
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:02:42 PM EST
So when your range toy fails to stop an attacker you have a more effective weapon.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:05:46 PM EST
Because when you are armed with only the AR pistol, you still need a primary weapon.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:28:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By M4Kid:
Because when you are armed with only the AR pistol, you still need a primary weapon.






Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:38:26 PM EST
ok

Originally Posted By WizardOfAhs:
Because you never know when someone will bring a knife to a gunfight? hr


Fuckin A...
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:47:13 PM EST
Cuz Ya CAN!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 5:42:22 PM EST
Just like in the movies, when you run out of ammo, throw the gun at them, only now, you can do real damage.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 10:57:15 AM EST
Allright..... we have some GREAT humor now.... lets keep it going.....
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:02:43 AM EST
Because that's a good way to get a pistol grip on your Ugly Black Knife?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:07:46 AM EST
A bayonet is merely a target stabilizer.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:12:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By VTDefender:
A bayonet is merely a target stabilizer. hr


Yeah, you can get some nice groups when all you have to do is stick the target with the bayonet and keep on pullin' the trigger.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:12:14 AM EST

Come'on folks, you all know the real reason is so you can stick your AR in the ground - immediate rifle stand.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:07:50 PM EST
Another *shameless bump*



So...any more ideas!?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:27:04 PM EST
Holy thread ressurection, Batman

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:42:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Holy thread ressurection, Batman




You can only say that when the thread is months old. I don't think 11 days counts, unless you're in GD.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:40:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By MadMardigan:
Just like in the movies, when you run out of ammo, throw the gun at them, only now, you can do real damage.



wait...they never run out in the movies, and the revolvers always sound like...well, you know...semis.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:42:14 AM EST
to keep muzzle rise to a minumum...
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 2:45:09 AM EST
incase the targets at the range decide they had enough of your shit while your reloading
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:51:03 AM EST
20 years ago, we went camping for a weekend at a large fun match. When we pulled
into our little improvised camping spot, the first thing my buddy did was grab his
SKS from the Jeep, extend the bayonet & shove into a short stump. I thought it
was quite funny. Those were good times....

Johnny C!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:09:04 AM EST
So you can strap the bayo sheath to your leg and use it as an ankle holster.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:45:51 AM EST
So you can have a long range capability. . . .
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