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Posted: 8/9/2005 5:14:12 PM EDT

okay, a while back we found out who was sleeping with their black rifles.....so keeping this

in mind and not forgetting gunny hartman's famous admonition in " full metal jacket"........

well we just had to find out - what's HER name ?????? and while we're at it .....is there

any significance to that name ???? now since i started this

rather bizzarre thread , i'll step up to bat first.


"annie" she's a 20" bushie A2 with a full heavy, fluted 4150 bbl. she's got a MIAD grip ,

and very early non-symetrical A2 hand guards.......shoots waaay better than i can ; a real

sweetie !!

" sheila " she's a CAR / XM177 11.5" piece with a MIAD grip , A1 upper , and fixed A1

buttstock . she's a beater for sure , but is more accurate than she should be ; almost all

bushie......a real wild child !!!!!



love to post some pictures of this harem , but i keep spending all my digital camera

money on ammo and AR15 parts !!!!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:16:19 PM EDT
I named my midlength "blackie", but she's since been sold.

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:13:47 PM EDT
OMG, it's like...Cabbage Patch Guns.

Bertha Lou
Counrtney May
The Heat

...and they all come with certificates of adoption test targets.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:15:30 PM EDT
Damita?

Max
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:15:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 6:16:03 PM EDT by jjniven]
Gat. She's a Sopmod M4gery.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:21:14 PM EDT
Wow... just wow.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:41:39 PM EDT
Maggie.......she is a DPMS AP4A3 or A4(flat top M4 type)......she has a 14.5" M4 profile barrel(1/9 hard chromed bore and chamber), 6 position butt, 9mm buffer, Badger Ordnance Gen 2 tac latch, single point sling moung, Aimpoint ML2 in an ARMS 22M68 mount, ARMS 40A2 BUIS, YHM 2 piece aluminum 4 rails HG system, Advance Armament VFG, Phantom 5C2, Surefire light in a quick detach mount, and a single point sling custom made by me with original factory HK claw hook for quick detach purposes.....

that is my baby


camaro
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:52:15 PM EDT
I am undecided, Is this weird or cool.
I have not given a name to my weapons but if I were to do so humm I don’t know.


Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:58:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 6:59:20 PM EDT by Rollyman]
Ok this one will be named Ball of Fire No Flash Hider


This one will be named Thunder stick

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:59:42 PM EDT
I always end up calling them these names.

Son of a Bi*ch
Piece of Sh*t
Mother Fu*ker

I didn't name them on purpose, it just kinda happened that way

WIZZO
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:08:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WIZZO_ARAKM14:
I always end up calling them these names.

Son of a Bi*ch
Piece of Sh*t
Mother Fu*ker

I didn't name them on purpose, it just kinda happened that way

WIZZO



^^^LMAO!!!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:09:49 PM EDT



+1
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:40:57 PM EDT
Money hungry ho
OR
Slut

And a +1 on WIZZO's: Son of a Bi*ch, Piece of Sh*t, and Mother Fu*ker
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:02:49 PM EDT
all my guns are just called what they are, i am sorry i dont understand giving them names...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:06:21 PM EDT
My M10 SMG is "B E T T Y" - as fast as you call her name, she's empty...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:33:25 PM EDT
I lead such a boring, unimaginative life

I named my skunk carbine "Skunk Carbine"
I named my Colt M4 "Colt M4"
I named my Rock River M4 "Rock River M4"
I named my Rock River trunk gun "Trunk Gun"
I named my 6920 "6920"
I named my skunk rifle "Skunk Rifle"
Etc etc etc...

Sadly, this lack of creativity transcends the rifle collection:

I named my USP45 "USP45"
I named my wife's USP40 "USP40"
I named my Glock 19 "G19"
I named my Glock 26 "G26"
Etc etc etc...



The only creativity I've ever expressed was with my two identically configured M4 test mules. They are named 'Click' and 'Clack'. Here they are-can you tell which one is which?



Oh yeah, my wife's Bushmaster Lady is named "My Wife's Carbon 15"



Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:39:20 PM EDT
WOW, CJan we have the same naming system, what ever will people like us do
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:42:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WayMad:
WOW, CJan we have the same naming system, what ever will people like us do


Hopefully there's a 12-step program for us
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:45:15 PM EDT
I think I need to clean my rifles more and their names will no longer be used.





WIZZO
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 10:38:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CJan_NH:
I lead such a boring, unimaginative life

I named my skunk carbine "Skunk Carbine"
I named my Colt M4 "Colt M4"
I named my Rock River M4 "Rock River M4"
I named my Rock River trunk gun "Trunk Gun"
I named my 6920 "6920"
I named my skunk rifle "Skunk Rifle"
Etc etc etc...

Sadly, this lack of creativity transcends the rifle collection:

I named my USP45 "USP45"
I named my wife's USP40 "USP40"
I named my Glock 19 "G19"
I named my Glock 26 "G26"
Etc etc etc...



The only creativity I've ever expressed was with my two identically configured M4 test mules. They are named 'Click' and 'Clack'. Here they are-can you tell which one is which?

home.comcast.net/~cjan99999/M4_Click_Clack.JPG

Oh yeah, my wife's Bushmaster Lady is named "My Wife's Carbon 15"






Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:01:56 PM EDT
ummm i call mine the two twenty three or the AR.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:10:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 11:10:34 PM EDT by _DR]
"carbine"
"rifle"
"weapon"


Ummm sorry, I think that about covers them all.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 1:44:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2005 1:45:42 AM EDT by donovan007007]
Bitchass !@#$%^ Eater .................thats her name!

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 3:56:34 AM EDT
Mine are Prisoners, and I'm the Warden. They go by SN's, they have no names. Every once in a while you might here them bark their birth names out loud in their sleep, or when their mad. Normally they scream these names; BANG, or BAM. One day I'll put a muzzle on them, that way all they can whisper is pffft...
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:03:27 AM EDT
My naming system?

Recce-Recce rifle
Service Rifle- My National Match Service Rifle
Carbine or M4- My Recce before the accident
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:17:35 AM EDT
True Story--My wife (who does not especially like or know anything about guns) proclaimed that my first build (16" mid) was "scary looking." She decided that it needed a cute name. She named my gun "Piglet." Alas, I have a scary looking rifle with a cute name. BTW Piglet is AWESOME. The little bastard goes bang every time I pull the trigger.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:18:30 AM EDT
"ARMALITE"

and


"The LOUD BITCH"

They have different personalities... but perform the same at crunch-time!


PITSNIPE OUT

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:33:38 AM EDT
hmmm....so far just what was stamped from the factory Colt and Bushmaster.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:35:42 AM EDT
Haven't named any of mine for some strange reason.... except one.

Whoopi [Goldberg] Is my Custom 10/22. She's little, black, and amusing.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 5:23:37 AM EDT
My putter's rifle's name is "Charlene". (Simpsons reference...)

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:28:18 AM EDT
"Eugene"
(RRA 20" A4, green furniture)
also sometimes referred to as "that green rifle" when I'm in a hurry.

(all my "first of this kind" guns are named for the inventor... my first 1911 is "John Moses", first Walther is "Carl", etc.)
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