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Posted: 8/14/2004 11:45:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2004 10:39:20 AM EDT by tatjana]
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 1:07:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2004 1:20:58 AM EDT by chrome1]
All well and good , but it still doesn’t answer the question .

I really don’t give a rodents rectum about who Chad is tapping , marketing hype , junk science , moon phases , terminal ballistic studies or wound cavity test in gelatin . I had no plans of popping a cap in anyone’s ass butt cheek , or assonating a rump roast .

I was just interested if anyone loaded up a mag and splattered some melons or vaporized a
gallon water jug at best .............. At worst it has a case failure , destroys your bolt and blows the remaining rounds out the bottom of the mag sticking 3 of them point first in the top of your left foot where your body heat turns them into metal powder and causes you to get blood poisoning and die

More then likely it will just be another crappy unimpressive ammo that I wont buy again , but I
still ordered a couple of boxes to try for myself .

But Hey ................ Thanks for the amusing post
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 1:17:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 4:42:02 AM EDT
tatjana,

That was damn funny. Ironically, it is probably extremely close to the truth.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:42:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2004 12:15:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 12:28:11 PM EDT
[SuperSFGuy] You fucking civilian wannabe Internet commando pogues should shut the fuck up! I'll ban you if you don't bow down to the StanChad! You don't know shit, and what's more, you aren't cleared to know shit, so I'm not fucking telling you shit![/SSFG]
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 3:52:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2004 4:39:35 PM EDT by Siglite]
Tatjana thats got to be the best reading post in all my lurking around this place!
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 4:08:21 PM EDT
Absolutely brilliant.
Thanks Tatjana.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 4:10:15 PM EDT
Thank you Tatjana. I enjoyed reading your post. ~Craig
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 4:19:57 PM EDT
Holy crapola, that took some time. Very good.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:59:03 PM EDT
Chad looks like he could be a brother to Oleg.

Wonderfully creative story. I hope it was as much fun to write as it was to read. Thanks.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:59:51 PM EDT
Tatjana,

We might not agree on some particulars, but that my dear was ART!!!!!!
And in the true sense of the discipline.

I deeply suspect that you are missing another calling that is much more profitable than pointy things slamming into organic materials.

Good ta have ya back.
S-28

Link Posted: 8/16/2004 4:48:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2004 4:49:16 PM EDT by 123whisper]

Originally Posted By S-28:
Tatjana,

We might not agree on some particulars, but that my dear was ART!!!!!!
And in the true sense of the discipline.

I deeply suspect that you are missing another calling that is much more profitable than pointy things slamming into organic inorganic materials.

Good ta have ya back.
S-28




What!?!?!?! I thought that geletin was inorganic, dead, not alive, and never was alive?



You mean I missed the goat testing?



Thanks for the great read Tat!
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 4:53:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 123whisper:

Originally Posted By S-28:
Tatjana,

We might not agree on some particulars, but that my dear was ART!!!!!!
And in the true sense of the discipline.

I deeply suspect that you are missing another calling that is much more profitable than pointy things slamming into organic inorganic materials.

Good ta have ya back.
S-28




What!?!?!?! I thought that geletin was inorganic, dead, not alive, and never was alive?


I think he meant soylent green, not gelatin.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:12:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
The scary thing is, people STILL believe in magic bullets and exploding pot roasts....



Even if I believe in magic bullets, I can't envision a scenario that I would have to use deadly force to stop an attacking pot roast.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 9:13:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2004 9:23:50 PM EDT by S-28]
Strip it from the bones, soak it in Duponts finest, and then reconstitute the sticky nasty mess and store it in Bru's fridge next to the Ketchup and pot roast...... whatever.




It's organic.
It draws flies when left to rot.

Yes it is a synthetic for our purposes, but it is derived from organic sources.
(Just think.... the Organic foods weenies will be happy that not a single LIVING animal was involved, well....directly anyway)

As for the Goats.
DOOOOOOD! THAT was cheap shot!!!

Nothing French, nor anything to be confused with being of Alpine nature was mentioned!!

I know NOTHING!!!!!!!!

Goats ain't humans anyhooo!

But the real point, is that Tat, she who has been much too absent from the debate, showed up and delivered a tasty creation that is insightfull AND accurate(Disturbing and somewhat accurate in it's implications when one reads 'tween the lines mind you) satire of a current debate in not only anentertaining manner, but with gobs of tonge in cheek humor.

Shades of both Poe and Twain are obviously present, along with gobs of plain ols SNL.

The Chick is what she is. Talented. And I for one am glad she chooses to squander her time with us.

S-28

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 9:36:04 AM EDT
He cocked his head at them. "It is... our FINEST discovery... right?" Suddenly, recognition. "Riiiight!"

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 9:37:44 PM EDT
LOL!!

I love it!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 4:38:13 PM EDT
So.... does Ammoman carry this stuff?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:23:57 PM EDT
I belive in magic bullets............ and..........I belive John Kerry is a pro gun war hero.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:26:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bumpkin:
I belive in magic bullets............ and..........I belive John Kerry is a pro gun war hero.



Yeah. From what I've been reading, he was a real badass with grenades too!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 7:08:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 9:03:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRicker:

Originally Posted By QuietShootr:
[SuperSFGuy] You fucking civilian wannabe Internet commando pogues should shut the fuck up! I'll ban you if you don't bow down to the StanChad! You don't know shit, and what's more, you aren't cleared to know shit, so I'm not fucking telling you shit![/SSFG]



Where's PSYWAR?



Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:39:01 PM EDT
Muffy.

Teeheheheheheee

I thought the Pics were a nice touch.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 2:15:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 2:21:05 AM EDT by Tweak]
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 2:41:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 4:58:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/23/2004 5:13:21 PM EDT by ms3820]
Tatjana, are you married?
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:00:01 AM EDT
Please miss tatjana, can we please hear the rest of the story?

Link Posted: 8/28/2004 12:57:25 AM EDT
*golf clap*
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:18:03 PM EDT
Rumor has it that the CRBD design team is lead by none other than Ugoff.




Please... I'm Ugoff. I can design a (temperature reactive bullet) with my eyes closed. If I had my hands tied behing my back, I could design a (temperature reactive bullet) with my toes.


Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:26:11 PM EDT
Tag for when I'm not on a stupid pointless conference call.
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