Paint It Black by the Rolling Quibs
I see an AR and I want it painted black
No Krylon anymore I want them to turn black
I see the M4geries dressed in desert camo
I have to turn my head until the Krylon goes
I see a rack of AR’s and they're all painted black
With cans of Brake Cleaner the Krylon will never come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
The sight of that evil black rifle just happens ev'ry day
I look inside my safe and see my AR black
I grabbed a can of Krylon and quickly threw it back
In September the assault ban will fade away
It's not easy shooting with that faux stock any way
No more will my AR go turn a desert tan
I could not foresee this thing should have never picked up that can
If I look hard enough into the settin' sun
My love will laugh at me for painting my black gun
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as Knights Armament panels, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
Yeah!
4 cans of Brake Cleaner
+ 6 hours of scrubbing
+ 5 bottles of Pilsner Urquell Czech beer
+ a buzz, either from the beer or the brake cleaner fumes
= My baby back to black! It was fun while it lasted!
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