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Posted: 5/13/2004 7:05:20 PM EST
1. I'll buy it anything it wants.

2. When we go out, it can eat as much as it likes and it's always "on me."

3. If it misses the target I'll shoulder the blame without question. "Must have been me sweetie!"

And...

4. After I've held it tight against me and fondled it's parts untill it's trigger went "Bang" multiple times and my mags were all spent... I'll still take the time to wipe 'er down and give 'er an all over oil rub before saying "night-night."

Does your AR love you the best?

Say it with me now, "My AR loves me best because..."
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 7:44:47 PM EST
My AR does what its told because Fear lasts longer than love,besides he dosent want to be pieced out,sold and replaced and in return I maintain,keep in good repair and feed him.....I used "him" because I didnt want to come off as sexist and domineering
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:27:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By model927:
My AR does what its told because Fear lasts longer than love,besides he dosent want to be pieced out,sold and replaced and in return I maintain,keep in good repair and feed him.....I used "him" because I didnt want to come off as sexist and domineering



!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:16:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 7:18:31 AM EST by RAMBOSKY]
Why I love my AR............

It's a thing of beauty, a work of art.
It keeps me busy buying things to improve it, shooting it and cleaning it.
If keeps me from hanging around the street corner and getting in trouble.
It keeps me from wanting wild women.
When I get stressed I just think of my AR and I calm down.
Most of all a long time ago, in a land far, far away, it's older brother the M16 saved my life.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:22:00 AM EST
My AR is my ANTI DRUG.

I keep waiting for one of those kids on that commercial to say "Shooting is my Anti Drug"

..yeah right.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:22:10 AM EST
you forgot

- It's cheaper than a woman in the long run
- It doesn't need to be warmed up before putting things in the hole
- It doesn't waste money on shoes, curtains, etc.
- It only makes noise when you want it to.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 10:45:14 AM EST
BECAUSE I AM ITS MAKER.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:34:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By pathfinder74:
you forgot

- It's cheaper than a woman in the long run
- It doesn't need to be warmed up before putting things in the hole
- It doesn't waste money on shoes, curtains, etc.
- It only makes noise when you want it to.




hahahahahaha
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:56:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 12:57:18 PM EST by RAMBOSKY]

Originally posted by Pathfinder74: "............ It only makes noise when you want it to."


Priceless!!!! Ain't that the truth!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:39:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By RAMBOSKY:
Why I love my AR............

<snip>
It keeps me from wanting wild women.
<snip>



Um... sorry even married to a wild woman I WANT wild women, call me spoiled!!!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:23:16 PM EST
Because I love her..........and at other time because we been together a long time.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 4:36:49 PM EST
To WEWILD,it dosent matter how long youve been together,when she starts dating AKs behind your back you will have to piece her out...kinda like pimping,and sell off all thats left or better yet pimp her out at the range....$10 rentals,no protection necessary,that will teach her to mess with AKs....
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