The 12 step program:
1. Admit your addiction and buy;
2. More ammo.
3. Extra mags.
4. Optics. "Honey, Im done OK?"
5. Night vision
6. Bipod nad sling "Yes babe, Thats It. "
7. Did I say I had enough ammo, refer to
setep 3
8. Accept the blame for you'r buddys AR-
ddiction. (His wife is prolly pissed)
9. New sporter. "(Promise wife nice vacation with the kids)
10. "Nice AR10"
11. Sneak the, "Nice Fuggin AR10, how much? Well, see it's summer am I really shouldn't. See,, my wife wants to take the kids to Disn... Say what? Yeah, that's a good price. You'll throw in a hard sided case and 300 rounds? Well, Fuck Mickey!! Hun, we can't afford vacation this year. How about going to the water park instead. Hell no I didn't. You know I'n not buying another......(Sound of door slamming).." toy into the house.
12. Return to Step 1