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Posted: 9/11/2004 3:58:08 PM EDT
When I get my hands on my new "no ban" AR. Ill tell ya what I'm going to do. Im going to fondle her strip her down, and back up again. Fondle her some more. Then Im going to undo her magazine and pack it full. Untill it can't take any more.

Oh ya baby thats right. You know thats how I like it. As I insert that UNRESTRICTED big ol mag back in her.

Then Im going to pull back and let her go. Thats right! And once she's got a chamber full. Im going to work it hard and fast till she ejectulates all over the place.

Of corse I'll make sure the kids are'nt around to think its OK to do guns like that.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 4:07:35 PM EDT
I dont want to know what happens to the sling.

Whatever you do ,just dont ever tell me.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 4:11:37 PM EDT
Make sure you have a Magpul on that thing!!!
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 4:18:44 PM EDT
oh...err...I got to go get tested. I don't know for what yet, but I got to go. Maybe I should wear a condom while I read this stuff or something.IO1
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 4:19:54 PM EDT
You better slow down a bit or you might have an AD.

CHRIS
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 4:29:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cixelsyd:
You better slow down a bit or you might have an AD.

CHRIS



I think this guy is more likely going to have a FTF

- BG
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 4:35:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By Cixelsyd:
You better slow down a bit or you might have an AD.

CHRIS



I think this guy is more likely going to have a FTF

- BG



Yeah, but imagine going to the hospital and explaining a FTEx
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:35:16 PM EDT
"ejectulates"?
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:43:24 PM EDT
Dont forget to rubb that BUTT stock
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:48:18 PM EDT
This is quite possibly the most entertaining read all week! Better hope she doesn't "shoot blanks"
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:04:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:30:00 PM EDT
oh... oh... oh god!!

I'm spent. Now go get me a beer.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 7:07:41 PM EDT
Just stay away from the gas tube!
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 7:14:08 PM EDT
Premature Release isnt good.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 7:25:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 7:25:25 PM EDT by Wipeout]
get your fingers out of that poor things butt compartment!
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:35:11 PM EDT
I think you better MOUNT a scope on her.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 9:47:02 PM EDT
How tight is her chamber ??!!h.gif
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 9:50:51 PM EDT
Can you double tap her?
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 9:58:14 PM EDT
Stick it in her buffer tube and post Pics.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 11:22:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By michael_seltenright:
Yeah, but imagine going to the hospital and explaining a FTEx



That would be hilarious.....walking into the ER wang and ar in hand......just hope there are no cops aroudn to think your trying to take it hostage...lol
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 11:43:29 PM EDT
I wouldnt be bragging about filling a 5.65 mm hole
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 1:36:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
Stick it in her buffer tube and post Pics.



NOW I dont care who you are, that there is FUNNY..........
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:43:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 9:44:04 PM EDT by jonathan1994]
Sorry.....I would call that disturbing

but I also chuckle at the thought
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