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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:53:39 AM EDT
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What kinda explosives are those and where can I get some?
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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:56:49 AM EDT
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THANKS BUDDY!!! My children are traumatized now after watching that.
Just kidding. You guys have way to much fun in one day. You should pace yourselves. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:01:40 AM EDT
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Awesome!
My 2 y/o daughter came into my office just as I was playing that vid. "ELMO" she said, and I lifted her up and put her in my lap. She was watching with a big smile. I cracked up laughing when he blew up. "Why happened daddy?" I can't wait to take her shooting with me! |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:01:58 AM EDT
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Tannerite rocks
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:04:43 AM EDT
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Tannerite is available from www.tannerite.com :)
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:05:56 AM EDT
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Elmo I can understand.
But Cookie Monster! C'mon man, he just wants a cookie. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:15:30 AM EDT
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There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys which laugh when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 08:00. The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pileup. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." V V V V V V V V V "... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:17:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:33:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:50:57 AM EDT
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Okay who said 'high-cap mag'? in the video??????
 You mean ORIGINAL or STANDARD capacity magazine? |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:03:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:21:57 AM EDT
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I prefer tickle me rachel much more
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:29:59 AM EDT
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The milk crate race vid on that page is better.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:34:04 AM EDT
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Truely you are a great american! My quest for new target material is complete.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:46:33 AM EDT
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DO YOU WANT A COOKIE............ BOOM!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 11:23:29 AM EDT
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'That part had me laughing hard. Nathan |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 11:30:32 AM EDT
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Me too.......... 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 11:41:35 AM EDT
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Tagged
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Posted: 2/24/2006 11:45:17 AM EDT
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Linked to the UK pages
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Posted: 2/24/2006 11:48:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2006 12:08:10 PM EDT
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I have 3 of those 1/2 lb. tannerite targets that I got from my father in laws website. GATLINGGUNS.COM. They are pretty cool if you ever get a chance to mess with them and have a place secure enough to make the boom because its pretty loud.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 3:59:32 PM EDT
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Me and my wife just pissed our pants laughing!
Tom 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 5:55:13 PM EDT
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Oh how long has it been since I've wanted to do that to Elmo.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 6:07:18 PM EDT
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Now if we can just round up that damned purple menace Barney......... and those gay aliens the Tele Tubbies!!!!
Gotta love my homies in Kentucky!! Us so-called hillbillies know how to have fun, hey? |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 6:25:52 PM EDT
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I must say that Elmo seems to be a hell of alot tougher than the Dirkas our troops are fighting.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 6:32:50 PM EDT
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Do you have a cookie for me?
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Posted: 2/24/2006 6:42:18 PM EDT
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+1  I always wanted to do that to the Snuggles bear |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:08:02 PM EDT
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YEA that part where he is going "do you have a cookie for me..." was great ! kaboooom
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:28:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2006 11:35:28 PM EDT
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Gotta get me one of those AAC suppressors
 Maybe ARFCOM can adopt our own mascot to "target"? I vote for Tweetie Bird. |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 4:22:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2006 5:28:31 AM EDT
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I died laughing when i saw that |
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Posted: 2/25/2006 5:44:20 AM EDT
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This brings up another good idea...
You know all those Beanie Babies they sell at gun shows? There you go.
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Posted: 2/26/2006 1:23:23 AM EDT
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Most beanie babies are wayyyyyyyyy too small for a 1/2lb charge of tannerite, unfortunately.
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Posted: 2/26/2006 4:39:18 AM EDT
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Cool. I think I've seen you at KC a time or two.
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Posted: 2/26/2006 10:25:41 AM EDT
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Better watch it, Cookie has the gun Pacino used in Heat!
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