while working deep in some dusty crypts in east jagundhi, i have recently come across a long forgotten translation device which enables me to bring to you the first ever comprehensible english language version of the arcane dotnutz "disclaimer".
The entire content
both of fredsandford's posts.
of The Guns Network LLC & AK-47.NET, included but not limited to
the great and powerful oz controls all mere mortals.
text,
that resembles 3rd grade literature.
photographs,
of fred's sister or shotgun.
images,
of duh-thorn's mythical yatch and pig farm.
graphics,
of photoshopped pics of fred's new ride and property.
videos,
of fake seals firing twin mp-5's from the hip.
audios,
of the voice of radio-free-beauxhuntress.
screen savers,
ever changing images of davey, pete, russell, chris and kenny.
trademarks,
www.ak-47.net. there. i said it. so sue me.
logos
is that like legos?
and service marks,
service marks? is that them thar scars you got killing the vietcong back when you wuz a usn seal?
is owned
that would be "are" owned ,sigh>
and are copyright
oh. so you "copywrited" a "trademark"? how novel of you.
© 1995 – 2003
uh...you didn't own the dotnutz in 1995. retroactive legal claims? too cool!
by The Guns Network LLC & AK-47.NET and is protected by copyright, trademark and other intellectual property laws.
to have intelluctual property, one must first possess an intellect. strike 3, yer out.
No portions of The Guns Network LLC & AK-47.NET may be reproduced without the express written consent of The Guns Network LLC & AK-47.NET.
uh...guess again. you wuz just "reproduced"!
The Opinions, Views and Comments expressed by the members of this forum and website are their own
no, they are not! they belong to the collective. their asses have been laminated. no independant thought is permitted within the collective.
and do not necessarily state or reflect those of The Guns Network LLC & AK-47.NET
yes they do. do not attempt to adjust your monitor...we control your computer and your mind.
or any of it's agents.
ahah! i always knew you had agents!! special agent ho dung rant and field agent davey are in charge of the circular piece of furniture!
The Guns Network LLC & AK-47.NET does not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of these messages and opinions,
hell! you can't even guarantee the accuracy of your OWN statements! beyond that, you have NO integrity and your quality is sadly lacking.
and does not perform an independent investigation to verify their truth or accuracy.
well...no shit! like we expected truth or accuracy to mean anything to beauxhuntress?
All posted messages are the sole responsibility of the person from which such post originated.
you wanna rephrase that, or should i just keep laughing at it?
If any posted message breaks our rules and guidelines, we have the right to delete such postings at any time.
hell...we'll delete shit just to whitewash an incident. especially if it concerns our good friend gary at building "A".
In no event will The Guns Network LLC & AK-47.NET be liable to you for any damages of any kind, including but not limited to, compensatory damages,
for people who got ripped off on gunsmithing work that we promoted long after we knew there were big problems.
lost profits,
as long as they aren't 'our' profits...we don't care!
lost data, deleted postings or any form of special, incidental, indirect, consequential or punitive damages of any kind whether based on breach of contract or warranty, tort (including negligence), product liability or otherwise, even if The Guns Network LLC & AK-47.NET is informed in advance of the possibility of such damages.
in other words...you are fucked, no matter how badly we fucked you over. nyah-nyah-nyah!