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Posted: 12/28/2002 1:58:25 PM EDT

Name: _____________________________ Gang: ___________________________

1) Jamaal has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots
    and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by
    shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320,
    and 2 grams to Billy for $85 a gram. What is the street value of the
    remaining cocaine that he doesn't cut?

3) Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how
    many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800
    a day crack habit?

4) Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more  profit. How
    many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?

5) Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a
    4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to
   steal to make $800?

6) Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received $10,000 for
    the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 a month, how much money
    will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get
    for killing the bitch that spent all his money?

7) If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet, and the average
    letter is 0.8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3
    cans of paint?

8) Hector knocked up 6 girls in his friendly neighborhood gang. If there
    are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has
    Hector knocked up? What percentage of girls in the gang *hasn't* Hector
    knocked up?

BONUS QUESTION: Based on the information provided above, how many more
girls can Hector knock up in his gang if he has sex 8 times a day with 3
different girls a week for 6 months using the highly reliable "rhythm
method" of birth control?
Link Posted: 12/28/2002 6:05:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2002 6:06:17 PM EDT by obershutze916]
I could do a little better if I knew how much cocaine was in a "8 ball"  Anyone want to help me cheat on this test?
Link Posted: 12/28/2002 7:15:24 PM EDT
8 grams
at 28.x grams per ounce
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 4:33:18 AM EDT
I thought an eight ball was 1/8 of an ounce, ergo 3.5 grams.

Someone settle this so I won't look the fool the next time I order up some dope.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 5:57:37 AM EDT
Well, if the grams are being sold at $42.50 each to Billy, then Jackson should have only paid $148.75 for his larger delivery at the ratio of 3.5 grams per 8 Ball.
Jackson got a $20 break on his volume to go spend on Chore Boy, lighters, and some 40oz for the party.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:41:24 PM EDT
Dude Jamaal can keep up his drive by when empty.As long as his evil rifle has a Bayonet.You know how lethal the drive by Bayonettings are.
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