allow me to translate rusty's post into parody of the highest order:

We don't have any and will not be getting any more.

we are still busy pulling the corncob out of our ass.

We do not know anyone that has any.

yes, it hurt.

I do believe it was a defensible parody allowed under "Fair Use" policies but when the attorneys from the owners of Hello Kitty contacted us we decided that the battle wasn't worth fighting.

i'm not a lawyer, but i'll play one on the net for you...in other words, we wuz busted like a cheap crack ho onda corner.

(hey! i didn't know you wuz inta parody, also!!??!! dude, we just have to get together and compare notes! kinda lika a 'study date'! whaddya think, rusty? you and me! we'ld make a great team, pal! we could go places, man!)

You can thank the asshole that turned us in.

you can thank us for once again acting the fool.

If you watch carefully enough on other sites you might just find him bragging about it

if you read anywhere else on the free world wide web, you will see that, once again, our asses got kicked up around our ears by someone we tried to screw with.

(whaddya think, rusty? not bad for some of my fast stuff, huh?!?! i really think we could get something going, man! you...me...a bottle of rum...i think we could write our way out of this deadend town! don'tcha think?!?!)

the hyenas come out for their circle jerk:


ahahahahahaha! doorgunr still luvs me!!! bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

mick.......could it have been someone from Ohio????

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

here's a clue, for someone old old enough to know better than to appear that ignorant:

NO! my fine feathered friend. i had nothing to do this that mess. perhaps you should improve your reading comprehension, as that crap was spelled out in detail all over the net for weeks on end.

no...better your thoughtless mind continues to follow the leaders you have chosen. less energy required to zombie on thru life.



hmmm? gary's equally moronic commentary:

Um, I know this is only fair then...but then what about War Dog?

um, perhaps it was the tooth fairy?

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!



rusty's simply brilliant ASSessment of the situation:

Believe it or not... as far as I know... it WASN'T arfkom.

bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! look at your own moderators, you silly boy!!! lmfao!!!!! omigawd! too bad ol' ian isn't around to see this stuff!

So the score in the kitty wars would be:

uh...it would be, "you lose". again.

Oh - and there is a 3rd site that thinks they won that battle... but they've already lost :-/

bwahahahahahahahahaha! omigawd do they grow them in commiefornia or what?!?!?!??!

yer kiddin' me, rusty! right?!?! little jen kicked yer ass and YOU are bragging about being 'da man'?

bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Those worthless turds stole that design from someone here, the theiving shits. and no I didn't rat them out, but damn their complaining that they can't sell t-shirts with a design they swiped from someone else-BAH!

Hey DICK..er Mick,
It WAS somebody from ARFcom! BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahha! He IM'd me the entire details! if you make nice, nice and offer an olive branch I'll tell you who it was....NOT!

BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahha!

...oh, and BTW you guys ain't even close on your guesses! I will tell you this...he is a member there now!

BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahha!