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Posted: 10/27/2004 2:55:06 PM EDT
#5....Will hit on 2 November....Hurricane Kerry, and the only this to do to save ourselves is to hang on to a strong Bush!!!!
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 4:22:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 4:48:32 PM EDT
Kerry's not a strong storm,I think Bush will even take Ohio!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 3:36:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 3:58:59 AM EDT
Lawyers standing buy.....Its gonna be an ugly one...
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:00:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jicky:
Lawyers standing by.....Its gonna be an ugly one...



Yes, I'm afraid so.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 5:10:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jicky:
Lawyers standing buy.....Its gonna be an ugly one...



You got that right!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 5:56:16 AM EDT
Kerry supporters' moods will be downgraded to tropical depressions on Nov. 3.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:52:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 9:53:13 AM EDT by Pave]

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Kerry supporters' moods will be downgraded to tropical depressions on Nov. 3.



I pray it's a "deep Manic depression" by the 4th or 5th.....bwahahaha!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:50:55 PM EDT
Well sports fans... I just got my FEMA Paperwork....COMPLETELY IN @&%* SPICKISH......I called, it took 1:25 to get some Kerry Biatch in MD who might send it out to me in English....but, as I told her I was pissed, it will no doubt come in Somalli or Swahilli, if it comes at all. Time for bullets....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. We're in for a rough time, boys.....
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 6:00:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pave:

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Kerry supporters' moods will be downgraded to tropical depressions on Nov. 3.



I pray it's a "deep Manic depression" by the 4th or 5th.....bwahahaha!



Yeah, hopefully they all commit suicide.. Well, maybe that is too mean, they should all just move to france..
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 7:17:43 PM EDT
Notice how most of the violence reported is Democrat on Republican violence,it's already getting ugly.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:05:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jeepcreep:
WTF????....it ain't Saturday!



It is now.

THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT

Not many people know it, but the Devil actually wears a wig. You'd
never know if you weren't told. It's a perfect fit. Anyway, down in
the world of fire and brimstone one guy did find out and decided to
play a little practical joke. So one night, he snuck past the guardian
demons and managed to get all the way into Satan's bed chamber. He
stole the hairpiece and made good with his escape.

Well, of course the Devil was most displeased by this. He rounded up
his demons and demanded to know which of them had been so lazy as to
let someone sneak past them. Naturally, none of them owned up, which
made him even madder: So he called a general meeting of everyone in the
underworld: everyone has to attend.

The meeting is held in a huge cavern and it's absolutely packed. As
Satan steps up to speak, everyone sees that he's got no hair, and peals
of laughter start echoing out around the hall.

The devil bellows at them to be quiet, and a deadly hush falls.

"Whoever stole it," he shouts, "had better return it immediately!"
"Or else there'll be Hell Toupee!"
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:16:42 AM EDT
Here's one for you Pave,This Guy was sucking a boil on a fat Womans ass when she farted,he stopped and said"what you trying to do,make me sick!"
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:16:56 AM EDT
Doh...
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:11:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JOHNO:
Here's one for you Pave,This Guy was sucking a boil on a fat Womans ass when she farted,he stopped and said"what you trying to do,make me sick!"




Damn....... Guess I'm skipping lunch today!!.... I thought all the tasteless jokes came from TN. Whew!!! I guess not.........Thats a pretty good one!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:14:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:45:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By coltshorty14:

Originally Posted By Pave:

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Kerry supporters' moods will be downgraded to tropical depressions on Nov. 3.



I pray it's a "deep Manic depression" by the 4th or 5th.....bwahahaha!



Yeah, hopefully they all commit masssuicide.. Well, maybe that is too mean, they should all just move to france..

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:11:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jeepcreep:
....man Pave...looks like JohnO took a shot across your bow!

I was kinda concerned about stepping across the line with that one,Happy Halloween!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:18:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:30:33 PM EDT
It'll take more than that.......muwhahahaha!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:47:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:48:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:10:45 PM EDT
I can do better,..............or worse!
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