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Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.
Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
in trouble for that before"
`What's black and comes in little white cans?
`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years
they'll probably change his name to:
The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.
`What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
~They both play ball in the Minor League.
`What's the difference between them?
~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.
`What happens when Michael talks about sex?
~It's all very tongue in cheek.
`What does Michael have in common with NASA?
~It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.
`What do Michael's ass and an LA jail have in common?
~Both hold the juice.
`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.
`What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
~Both ride 4 year olds.
`How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
~He has a lot of stuff in the can.
`What will they call Michael's new TV series?
~Anus and Andy.
I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his
own because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 Million
`Who will Michael record his next album with?
`What do Michael and Mrs. Perot have in common?
~Both fuck little assholes.
`Why does Michael travel with a huge road crew?
~He always has a lot of shit to pack.
`Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
~He's tired of all the cracks.
`Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
~Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
`Why did Michael go to college?
~To get his Bachelor of Arse degree.
`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
~He's a crack shooter.
`Why's Michael opening a sperm bank?
~He always has a shitload of semen.
`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.
`What does Michael call an orgy?
~A fruit salad.
`What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?
~A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
`Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?
~The big payoff comes a couple of months later.
`Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
~He has a lot to plug.
`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
~Michael Jackson's makeup.
`Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
~It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.
Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on "Child Psychology":
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."
`What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
~Got two fives for a ten?
`What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?