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Posted: 9/1/2005 1:45:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2005 1:57:00 PM EDT by Pave]
I went off and helped an old buddy cleanup his beachfront............then off for some "rays"......holy-crap batman, I thought that Bu**-floss bikinis were not legal here.WRONG! Oh well, sux to be on... your side of the tracks. BWAHAHAHAAA!
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 2:08:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 2:28:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krinkfreak:
Pave, how many times we gotta tell ya.............ya gotta post the pics !!!!!!!!!!!!!



If I had a camera with me (I thought it would take longer to clean-up), I'd have been B***h-Slapped, with justification, if I may add....
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 2:38:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 3:26:52 PM EDT
"Bu^^floss",................my favorite kind!
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 4:03:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2005 4:05:02 PM EDT by Pave]
I'm just happy this isn't us again....yet.



Link Posted: 9/1/2005 4:30:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 4:35:39 PM EDT
That may be "The Perfect Woman",no bitching,low maintenance and never says no.Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 10:29:49 AM EDT
Just D***! I had to go back and help him and his raven-haired, 40-something, divorced...never mind…………. neighbor , clean up some of her trash this morning…after all, I am a gentlemen….(If only by Act of Congress).....…. No Krink…..They could make three-“bottoms” from one of my hankerchiefs….. BTW, I must have led a sheltered life…..why would somebody hold a 10” Barbie Doll up to a beach back ground and take a picture?
Around here, that would be like taking sand with you…..
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 11:36:12 AM EDT
I thought that was one of the life size"Do Me Dolls"!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 12:54:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JOHNO:
I thought that was one of the life size"Do Me Dolls"!



Link Posted: 9/2/2005 1:03:05 PM EDT
Pave,I saw it on HBO's "Real Sex"series,a few years ago.Lifelike dolls with some kind of latex or silicone reproductions of real female parts. ,I'm sure someone can give you a better description.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:20:46 AM EDT
Well, butter my ****, and call me a bisquit ….. I have led a sheltered life.

Google had MITIN.....
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:06:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 5:02:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jeepcreep:
....shit...I'm still gunshy about opening anything that Pave has posted to on a Saturday!



I thought $5000 "Dolls" were enough of a bad joke,,,,...... but, since you insist:

At the rum factory loading dock, all of the workers speak in verse.
It shows that rhymes fly when you're heaving rum.
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 5:13:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Pave:

Originally Posted By Jeepcreep:
....shit...I'm still gunshy about opening anything that Pave has posted to on a Saturday!



I thought $5000 "Dolls" were enough of a bad joke,,,,...... but, since you insist:

At the rum factory loading dock, all of the workers speak in verse.
It shows that rhymes fly when you're heaving rum.

Damn Pave,your jokes are getting better!
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 6:32:49 AM EDT
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