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Posted: 9/22/2004 12:55:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/22/2004 1:07:14 PM EST by Taipan]
Just felt compelled to post the fact. I'll let you know how it goes
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 1:07:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taipan:
Just felt compelled to post the fact. I'll let you know how it goes



Pooper. Pictures. etc.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 1:11:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 1:18:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/22/2004 1:19:12 PM EST by Taipan]
I hope I can get her to whisper sweet Kalashnikovs to me.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 1:38:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 1:46:16 PM EST
Let me know if she wears red shoes, or bright red lipstick.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 2:01:00 PM EST
Ivana Humpalot
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 3:49:14 PM EST

If you want to make an impression, take a couple rolls of toilet paper!


Link Posted: 9/22/2004 4:31:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/22/2004 4:44:02 PM EST by ru4freedom]
Kudos my man....., Always wanted to bag a commie!!

If she's anything like Anna Korn-hole-akova, she'll really know how to handle your balls!!

Maybe she can get us in on a group buy on some Kalashnikov Vodka!!

I hope that you can report a first date that REALLY SUCKED was a good thing!!
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 4:52:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/22/2004 4:52:33 PM EST by RussianKaliber]

Originally Posted By Jeepcreep:
If you want to make an impression, take a couple rolls of toilet paper!



you my friend, are hilarious
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 4:55:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 4:57:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/22/2004 5:00:50 PM EST by TheRealSundance]
TP works wonders.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 4:58:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jeepcreep:
If you want to make an impression, take a couple rolls of toilet paper!





Link Posted: 9/22/2004 5:01:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:


lick it before you stick it.





Ah, That's my line. See below. Please forward $5 for the copyright infringement.


Thank you.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 7:05:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By themadhatter:

If you want to make an impression, take a couple rolls of toilet paper!





+1
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 9:42:57 PM EST
TP, wtf are you guys talking about?
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 11:26:17 PM EST
TP? Jeans? lol Its gonna take a lot more to impress this woman, my god did she look hot tonight! But man I tell ya she is hard to read, is that a common Russian thing? Date went great (for a first date that is).
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 11:27:30 PM EST
I knew/know a Russian girl never got anywhere though.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 1:51:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 3:11:12 AM EST
russianbride.com?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 3:17:01 AM EST
you know, russian chicks seem to fall into two categories, either they're recent immigrants and are like timid, friendly, cute little mice who can't believe how lucky they are to be here or they're frigging ice queens who think their shit don't stink cuz we americans have gone fucking batshit over them and have totally spoiled the fuck outta them! hahahahaha and they can be like vietnamese chicks, very VERY materialistic (high maintenance). especially if they've been incountry awhile!!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:50:16 PM EST
I think she may be the latter, lol.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:10:10 PM EST
Taipan: I'll buy you a VEPR if you get pics of her holding your New Millenium Tactical Kalashnikov rifle seductively.


Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:13:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:35:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sturmwehr:
Taipan: I'll buy you a VEPR if you get pics of her holding your New Millenium Tactical Kalashnikov rifle seductively.





I think I'd even send ya the bottle of lubriderm for free for that deal .
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