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Posted: 10/1/2005 8:49:27 PM EDT
I'll start:


Stoner’s design jams;
Mikhail’s gas piston laughs at
Direct impingement.



Use of three lines written in five-seven-five English syllables. Your turn!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 8:52:01 PM EDT
[#1]
Why does it look rough
Is it the gun in heat
when in doubt get both

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 8:55:19 PM EDT
[#2]
My AK goes bang
Whenever  the trigger's pulled
Sold my AR, Yay!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 9:57:53 PM EDT
[#3]
smooth beautiful curves
thirty round banana mag
bump it all night long
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 10:39:34 PM EDT
[#4]
don't feel like cleaning
don't worry about scratches
you know it goes bang
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 10:43:17 PM EDT
[#5]
I have nothing to contribute except for

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 10:48:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Wood and metal fit
Not just a black gun, ya see
Shoot it 'till it smokes
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:36:40 PM EDT
[#7]
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 4:18:30 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!



Percussive Heiku! I love it! If only you could re-create the smell too.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 7:27:23 AM EDT
[#9]
Evil Black Rifle
You will kill more Al Qaeda
Than a weak AK




Link Posted: 10/2/2005 7:29:33 AM EDT
[#10]
Fire and steel
Shoot it all day long
Who needs food money now?

Link Posted: 10/2/2005 7:37:12 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Use of three lines written in five-seven-five English syllables. Your turn!



Damn, read the instructions.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 7:56:27 AM EDT
[#12]
Rusted shut on ya?
Stomp that mother-lovin' bolt!
It'll run just fine.




--been there, done that--
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 8:09:40 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Rusted shut on ya?
Stomp that mother-lovin' bolt!
It'll run just fine.



BRAVO!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 8:17:11 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Rusted shut on ya?
Stomp that mother-lovin' bolt!
It'll run just fine.



Winner!





Link Posted: 10/2/2005 9:07:47 AM EDT
[#15]
Thankew, thankew . . .
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 11:20:23 AM EDT
[#16]
Milled steel receiver.
Bolt carrier in the white;
Laminated wood.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 11:24:08 AM EDT
[#17]
It just won't stop will it?
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 11:40:17 AM EDT
[#18]
I got a new gun
The looter with hienekin
Better run run run
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 11:46:08 AM EDT
[#19]


Quoted:
I got a new gun
The looter with hienekin
Better run run run



Link Posted: 10/2/2005 12:17:39 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
I got a new gun
The looter with hienekin
Better run run run



J, that's the funniest shit I have ever heard from you!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 12:26:30 PM EDT
[#21]
Too broke to buy more
But alas, I have two kids
Who would like to trade?
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:08:33 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
It just won't stop will it?




--it's too easy, and some of 'em are damn funny! Keep'em coming, guys!

Brass dancing in air,
Steel targets have big dents now,
Where's my Tannerite?
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:24:32 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
I got a new gun
The looter with hienekin
Better run run run

OK,I need a Heineken!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:44:29 PM EDT
[#24]
The Black Rifle Jams
What A Waste Of Good Money
AK Fucking Rules

Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:32:02 PM EDT
[#25]
Hmm, let's see:

One, two, three, four, five,
Six kits in the safe so far--
How many will fit?


ETA: This is beginning to get habit-forming-- does anyone remember the double dactyls they were doing in Scientific American magazine a few years back? They were some real brain-benders! Of course, they're a lot harder to do than these-- give me an hour or so--
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