Disclaimer: This thread and the pics contained herein do not
represent any desire whatsoever to harm Michael Moore. These pics are only an exercise of the rights guaranteed to myself under the First and Second Amendments of the Constitution of the United States of America.
So, I was attending a family gathering last week with some of the other side of the family (liberals) and they thought they would bring a book to pass along....I noticed it, and said "Hey, that looks pretty interesting. Mind if I take a look at it?" They responded with "Sure, why not keep it and take it home to read?" I said "Thanks, I'll give it my undivided attention."
Well, the book never made it in my house. It spent the week in the floorboard of my car waiting for today....
My son and I thought we would take it for a ride in the convertible to the Troy Fish and Game Range.
My son (KF Jr) quickly spoke up and said "Dad, do you really think he should ride in the front seat ???" I told him "Now that you think about it...He's kind of fat and has a "spare-tire" around his waist so maybe we should throw his fat-ass in the trunk where spare tires belong."
We took a short detour to Troy Ohio and got Mike to let us in at Ohio Rapid Fire so we could pick up a case of Wolf .223 ammo. Well, Michael Moore started whining so I let him out of the trunk and was going to show him around so he would really know what a gun store looks like.
Well, Mike quickly jumped in my path and said "Sorry, no "disingenious film makers" allowed!!" So I told Michael Moore that he could wait outside in the parking lot.
Well, we got our ammo and drove the last five minutes to the Fish and Game. We got Michael Moore out of the trunk and let him watch while we gathered up our guns and headed for the range. I noticed the cover of the book stated he was the author of "Stupid White Men." I guess it must have been his autobiography....
We got setup and took Michael Moore downrange to show him where we would be shooting...we started walking away and we heard him say "Hey, did you forget me???" We said "Shut the hell up and enjoy the show!!"
KF Jr was quick to grab hold of the Bushmaster M17 and wanted to let the rounds fly.
I told him to let the power of "W" quide his bullets!!!
We checked our initial shots and determined our sights were dead-on...
We let the bullets fly...
We cleaned up all the loose pages and I showed KF Jr right where litter and BULLSHIT belongs...IN THE TRASH !!!!! So as the sun was setting and we were walking off the range after a good shoot, my son asked me..."Dad, who is Michael Moore?" I told him "Nobody important, just a stupid white man."