OK, first off, I'm f#$$ing with all of you homies. I just started that cause all NSFJojo said was "yes" to my questions, because he probably considers me to be more insane and retarded that him! That says a lot too.....
Anyway, if I did have to extend my logic out, and my logic isn't that bad, it would go along these lines. What infests shopping malls anyway? A bunch of ghetto/white trash with nothing else better to do, doing nothing productive, and if they do purchase something, it's usually their entire weekly paycheck on junk music CDs, over priced sneakers or my personal favorite: ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH
So right then and there, it's about spending your money on stuff you don't need, rather than saving your money.
This is the primary goal of socialism: GDP = C + I + G + (EX-IM).
This is the classic equation from Mr. Keynes. Consumption is all important to a socialist, because to an idiot like Keynes, investment and savings is meaningless compared with consumption. In fact, you shouldn't have any savings, because the government can take away your private property and give you "free" heatlh care! You produce a society of debtors, and shopping malls is a classic example of consumerism gone astray due to stupid people.
What can you exactly get in a mall anyway? Junk clothes usually. I buy 100% of my clothing from a department store (Famous and Barr for Polo stuff, which is about the only damn brand name I like). So what you have, you have a bunch of teenage girls walking around in malls, not learning anything, staring at TV screens loaded with MTV crap music videos. Do you think these people are going to come out understanding such concepts as firearm ownership or "freedom"? Hell no. If they're easily won over by flashing lights and colors provided by MusicLand or they drool over a pic of some gay guy in underwear, I think they'll be ready to move their mouth muscles for Bill Clinton's little prick. They should be at home or doing something productive "work", so they can learn how to be good house wives and not socialist soccer moms that'll go to the voting booth and vote in Blagojeviches or Diane Feinsteins for the "children".
So this is why the mall ninja is inherently evil. These people that populate malls are incapable of doing anything themselves besides breathing, eating, defacating and screwing. So it is up to their faith in the "mall ninja", the ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, ALL POWERFUL Mall Ninjas to protect them from some shoplifting punk, because they're too damn incapable to do it on their own with a conceal carry permit or a friggin walking stick.
Mall Ninjas are indicative of the developing police state mentality in this country, and the garbage that usually populates shopping malls is usually the garbage that thinks people like me, Campy and Obe should be thrown in jail or tied up to a tree and shot dead by the state for being "dangerous".
themao
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MALL NINJAS ARE SOCIALISTS!!!!!
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