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Posted: 5/8/2004 10:08:11 AM EDT
But Jeep, there's still time between flights for these.
This is one of the worse yet.   Joe noticed that many parrots spoke foreign languages because they were from other countries. He began going around to pet stores and teaching the parrots English. He found others doing the same thing, so he formed the Parrot Teachers Association. Eventually, Joe called a strike, because the pay was poor. He was soon short of cash, so he got a job in a laundry pressing shirts. He wanted to iron while the strike was hot.  
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Posted: 5/8/2004 12:17:51 PM EDT
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....you are a prick....and those suck!
  
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Posted: 5/8/2004 1:02:18 PM EDT
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Guilty x2, and your point is?  
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Posted: 5/8/2004 1:23:41 PM EDT
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man! i could smell that one from clear up here!
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Posted: 5/8/2004 2:22:27 PM EDT
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Yes, the wind shifted mid-morning....I'm sending some of our 88-degree gulf air (with my best regards) toward you in the thawing North....don't even make me tell you that my tomatoes are already five-feet high and fruiting, that would be cruel, and you know I'm a nice guy who wouldn't rub it in..........muwahahaha! 
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Posted: 5/8/2004 2:34:26 PM EDT
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89 and sunny here!.....Colt and I opened up our pool today.....got a tad sunburned!
....man! somebody double flush Pave's bad jokes...they are STILL smelling! |
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Posted: 5/8/2004 2:36:55 PM EDT
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i just rototilled the garden about 2 hours ago. i could have done it last weekend if i had forced the issue.
greener than all get out, up here! mowing every 5 days and that grass has not yet started to slow down. wifey got some stuff planted and will get more in tomorrow. she would be jealous of your 'maters, fer sure! |
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Posted: 5/8/2004 2:42:24 PM EDT
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POOL?????...........snob...( I just have an Ocean....bwahahahah!) Well, ya know….I’m just a sick-puppy. I think I’m here to spread some “AK” knowledge from the perspective of having been shot at (and hit) s***-at, and missed, by all flavors on five-continents…..and playing with all varieties (and making sure the guys I would have to write letters for, knew the same)…hey, have fun with the puns, like them or leave them….mortal life is a just a flash…humor helps… Sometime, ya just gotta stop and fertilize the garden....
Tell her we'll send some Satsumas (seedless tangerines) around November, if you'd like.....that should get you out of the dog house for a night.
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Posted: 5/8/2004 2:47:49 PM EDT
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...yeah, and I am still paying for your ocean!  .....damn tourist season........wonder ifn I can hook another one of these babies????  BTW....Mrs Jeepcreep just planted her 'maters yesterday....me bets it is too late! |
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Posted: 5/8/2004 2:51:19 PM EDT
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Nice try, but, "Bravo-Sierra" : you're waiting to see the bikinis , or better put: lack thereof...like I saw three times in four days......
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Posted: 5/8/2004 2:54:20 PM EDT
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....cheezie crackers....they "kids" in those bikinis...just call me old perv now! BTW....the place to go in FL for lack of bikinis....is Sanabel and Captiva! The German and French just make themslves at home! 
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Posted: 5/8/2004 4:49:47 PM EDT
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hehehehehehhe....
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Posted: 5/8/2004 5:57:10 PM EDT
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Gosh damn that shit is funny.....
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Posted: 5/9/2004 1:19:16 AM EDT
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Bwahahaha!
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Posted: 5/9/2004 8:42:18 AM EDT
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well, at least THEY kept the sand and fleas!
bwahahahahaha! now, one of us has GOT to come up with something productive to do with pave! hmmmm? helo straffing runs at bulletfest? |
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Posted: 5/9/2004 1:22:13 PM EDT
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YEAH RIGHT! I am up fpr a job!....not a career! I tried to take him on that DeepSea fihing trip where I landed that whopper.....but he already had other "plans" |
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