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Posted: 5/8/2004 9:08:11 AM EST
But Jeep, there's still time between flights for these.

This is one of the worse yet.

Joe noticed that many parrots spoke foreign languages because they were
from other countries. He began going around to pet stores and teaching
the parrots English. He found others doing the same thing, so he formed
the Parrot Teachers Association. Eventually, Joe called a strike,
because the pay was poor. He was soon short of cash, so he got a job in
a laundry pressing shirts. He wanted to iron while the strike was hot.
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 11:17:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 12:02:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jeepcreep:
....you are a prick....and those suck!



Guilty x2, and your point is?
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 12:23:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 1:22:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
man! i could smell that one from clear up here!



Yes, the wind shifted mid-morning....I'm sending some of our 88-degree gulf air (with my best regards) toward you in the thawing North....don't even make me tell you that my tomatoes are already five-feet high and fruiting, that would be cruel, and you know I'm a nice guy who wouldn't rub it in..........muwahahaha!
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 1:34:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 1:36:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 1:42:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/8/2004 1:48:03 PM EST by Pave]

POOL?????...........snob...( I just have an Ocean....bwahahahah!)


Well, ya know….I’m just a sick-puppy. I think I’m here to spread some “AK” knowledge from the perspective of having been shot at (and hit) s***-at, and missed, by all flavors on five-continents…..and playing with all varieties (and making sure the guys I would have to write letters for, knew the same)…hey, have fun with the puns, like them or leave them….mortal life is a just a flash…humor helps…


Sometime, ya just gotta stop and fertilize the garden....


Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
i just rototilled the garden about 2 hours ago. i could have done it last weekend if i had forced the issue.

greener than all get out, up here! mowing every 5 days and that grass has not yet started to slow down.

wifey got some stuff planted and will get more in tomorrow. she would be jealous of your 'maters, fer sure!



Tell her we'll send some Satsumas (seedless tangerines) around November, if you'd like.....that should get you out of the dog house for a night.
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 1:47:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/8/2004 1:51:41 PM EST by Jeepcreep]
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 1:51:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jeepcreep:

Originally Posted By Pave:

(I just have an Ocean....bwahahahah!)


...yeah, and I am still paying for your ocean!.....damn tourist season....


BTW....Mrs Jeepcreep just planted her 'maters yesterday....me bets it is too late!



Nice try, but, "Bravo-Sierra" : you're waiting to see the bikinis , or better put: lack thereof...like I saw three times in four days......
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 1:54:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/8/2004 1:56:26 PM EST by Jeepcreep]
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 3:49:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 4:57:10 PM EST
Gosh damn that shit is funny.....
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:19:16 AM EST
Bwahahaha!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:42:18 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:22:13 PM EST
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