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Posted: 10/16/2004 7:38:11 AM EDT

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Link Posted: 10/16/2004 7:56:03 AM EDT
Speaking of.....KF....What became of the SEAK (I) scope thing?
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Hickory dickory dock

the mouse ran up the clock

the clock struck one

...and the other got away!
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 3:42:56 PM EDT
That reminds me:

"Mary" was not quite satisfied with what The Lord endowed her with ...ahem...."Up Top"...she went to Dr. Regis, the best implant man in town...he said " I don't think it would good to go straight to implants unless we try some natural exercises first"....."three times each day, put your arms behind your head, fingers interlocked and work your Pectural muscles saying: Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was was white as snow, and anywhere that Mary went, her B---s were sure to grow" "Okay, you're the doctor...I'll do it!" said Mary. She did it and noticed results after a few weeks. One day, late for work, she sat down in the back of the bus and thinking that nobody was watching, did her exercise.

Little did she know that the driver was watching in the mirror. As she got off at her stop, he said: " Seeing Dr. Regis too?" "Why yes! How did you know?" He smiled, gyrated his pelvis in the seat while saying "Hickery Dickory Dock......"

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