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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 5/28/2003 1:33:50 PM EDT
Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in New Jerseywho has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphiaand
one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Atticafor murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently
being held in the WellingtonRemandCenteron charges of sexual misconduct
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives
in the Bronxand is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally
honest with her.

Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?

Link Posted: 5/28/2003 2:09:43 PM EDT
your cousin is french, I vote that you should be banned for life from this fourm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 2:46:13 PM EDT
Tell her anything but that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 5:04:49 PM EDT
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