Holding a two-handed ale with one hand, you sir, are a maverick.
Your point is well taken.
Just because something may not be optimal, does not mean it is not adequate.
People across the internet are more than happy to criticize your decisions and help you spend your money.
I'm actually surprised no one has commented on your log splitter.
I have a similar, if not identical unit (Ryobi branded) that I bought back around 2008-9.
Mentioned my purchase on here at the time and got a lot of comments about how it was a POS, waste of money, and needed to go buy a $1500-2000 splitter.
The whole buy once, cry once thing.
I don't live in the great white north, I'm in South Texas and our oak, mesquite and pecan tress tend to run a bit smaller.
10+yrs later, my little $199.00 log splitter is still splitting wood for my chimenea and BBQ pits.