I've ratfucked dozens of cases of expired MREs stored in conex containers sitting in the afghan sun. They definatley weren't stored well at all.
I had chili mac MRE's for days when I had to FOB-hop space-A. Don't need no crappy outpost's DFAC or gross ass temporary/transient tent full of TCNs that smell like onions and look like they've lived in the corner bunk for 3 years. I'll sleep right there in the terminal/tarmac, eat my chili mac (or mcrib) entree and catch the first seat available.
Protip: when you finally get on a commercial plane, don't fire up a flameless ration heater in your coach seat to warm up your spaghetti with meatballs. They get PISSED. They're convinced you were building some kind of bomb ... showing them the MRE packaging is not valid proof either and showing them your reheated spaghetti and delicious mocha cappuccino drink just convinces them you're eating the evidence to try and get rid of it. Bitch, don't even try to confiscate my lemon poppyseed pound cakes or I'm about to earn my spot on the no fly list... you never touch someone else's pound cake. That's like challenging someone to a fight to the death.