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Posted: 2/11/2022 5:46:30 PM EDT
Do y'all make a shooters belt that would fit a hippopotamus?
Asking for a friend.... I am that friend... |
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@Matt-Foley, maybe you should stop being fat. Have you tried that yet?
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Depending on how fat is fat, I've found the Uncle Mike's belts work about as well as the Wilderness Instructor Belts I used to wear
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B0016AVW5U |
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You must play the game. You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit the game.
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I bet $PTON is a having a sale.
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Iβm kind of fat and have two Esstac belts. Theyβre great. What waist size we talking about?
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Also, as I thought about how to spell βhippopotamusβ all I could think was βHip.. Hiphopβ¦ Hiphopanonymous?β
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@Matt-Foley get your fat DMX looking ass out of my forum!
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You wont be able to afford a belt when I win that $100 from you in this weight loss challenge!
But I will add it to my night vision fund!! |
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Harsh words from a dude that was drinking ranch straight from the bottle. π
@EsstacCPH, throw @Caseyk89 out too! |
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I feel like the Ft Chaffee short bus just pulled up in our forum.
You guys donβt let MC leave any dead hookers in here. |
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@GrafSpee, get in here and keep your crew in line!
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Donβt rope me into this! Yβall are on your own whilst Iβm on vacation!
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Originally Posted By RABactual: @NationalTreasure is the only one qualified to drive that bus tbh. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By RABactual: Originally Posted By EsstacCPH: I feel like the Ft Chaffee short bus just pulled up in our forum. @NationalTreasure is the only one qualified to drive that bus tbh. Thatβs just cause none of yβall youngins are worth a shit behind the wheel. Hehe. |
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SILVER ALERT, SILVER ALERT
Be on the lookout for a senior citizen driving a Ford Truck, Texas license plate number ILUV69 END SILVER ALERT |
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Iβm sure big & tall sells a tactical fanny pack that would work GREATTT for ya buddy. @Matt-Foley
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@NationalTreasure Iβm surprised they let you have your phone in the nursing home.
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Originally Posted By Matt-Foley: Do y'all make a shooters belt that would fit a hippopotamus? Asking for a friend.... I am that friend... View Quote Try getting two or three larges and clipping them together? Or stop being fat like rabactual suggested. |
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I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
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Man talk about a gating community here.
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6PackClub
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Chased poor Mat Foley all the way back to the river.
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"God Bless America"
Let's Go Brandon!! |
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