Quoted:Your handle fits you. You ever look at a map or are you simply geographically challenged.
I can be across Gandy in 20 minutes, that is St Pete. I can be at the airport easily in 15 minutes and 15 more minutes west on the Courtney crumble puts me in Clwtr. Let me guess, you live in Valrico? HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
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Hey nowgrn4:
HaHaHaHaHaHa, you’re funny.
Sure, you can get to the Gandy Bridge around the USMC reserve station from Bay To Bay and Dale Mabry in less than 20, and across the bridge in about 5 min., but that will only get you to the outskirts of Pinellas Park. Unless you are going to hang out on the west side of Gandy on the beach area and let the dogs have fun, to St. Pete beach proper, it is at least another 20 to 30 min. depending on traffic.
As for going to Clearwater, getting to the Causeway from anywhere south of Plant High from Dale Mabry will take 15 to 30, whether you go Kennedy, or 275, or Boy Scout (or the back way on W Shore) to get to the Causeway, unless you are talking about going at 4 am. As with the Gandy and St. Pete, just crossing the Causeway is not Clearwater beach. It will take at least 20 to 30 min. after you cross the Causeway to get to the beach, unless you start out early, like 7 am (or have you conveniently forgotten about all the traffic lights on Gulf To Bay). If you think you will get to Clearwater beach in less that 45 min. on a weekend, unless you start out early, you are delusional, or as you put it “geographically challenged”. You could spend 10 to 30 min just on the CMC (Clearwater Memorial Causeway) before getting to the POS round-a-bout.
Valrico, oh that is another cluster f!&k of wonderfulness of traffic fun. That can be 1 ½ hours to get to Clearwater.
I live in the real world, not LaLa land with unicorns farts and magic cars that can go from one place to another faster than normal cars.
I have been in Florida, on and off, most of my life. My best friend at the time and I, every now and again, use to ride our bikes from T&C to Britton Plasa (you should know where that is Mr. Smarty Pants), and on a regular basis would ride to Tampa Bay Mall, which was located where The Bucs training camp currently is, if you didn’t know. How about a little more history for you; back in the day there was no north bound paved Sheldon Rd. passed Waters Ave., and Waters, until you got to Dale Mabry, use to be only a 2 lane road and ended at Sheldon. The Police Pistol range use to be off W Hillsborough Ave. (which also use to be only 2 lanes in that area) around where the Target is before you get to Countryway. Pistol Range Rd is still there but the range is long gone. Anything passed 301 on 60 (think Brandon) was still out in the sticks, and The Dallas Bull use to be a real country bar and use to be just north of I-4 on 301. Plant city was all farms and cows, not like today, and Clearwater beach used to be a place where local area people would go, before all the mom and pop 2 story motels got bought up and torn down to put up all the obnoxious multi-stories and touristy places. Yes, it has been great for tourism but like many things, it came at a price.
I could go on, but hopefully you get the point that I know of what I speak and not just going to blow sunshine up someone’s ass.
The Tampa Bay area has a lot to offer, but easily traversing the roadways at "normal" hours of the day is not one of them.