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Posted: 1/27/2023 9:21:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: piccolo]
Now not just ANY strip joint, but the sleaziest one in town.
No firm college girls working their way through school, but broken down floozies on the last legs of their career. 50 plus or crackheads go straight to the head of the line! Saggy tits (two fried eggs hanging from a doorknob), cottage cheese, the IQ of a carrot. Missing teeth a plus. Run down, broken nasty old broads. Old age has gotten on my nerves and with it the accompanying anger, bitterness, dispondency, depression and in general sarcasm. Odds are I'll get us kicked out. Plan on an early night out unless we find a 2 bit ginmill afer we hit the bricks. I have not been is a strip joint in decades and want one last nasty, bitter, angry sarcastic fling. Pittsburgh area but possibly willing to travel to a tacky plywood palace in WV. Serious inquiries only. No wierdos. ******************************** Better yet, let's skip the club itself and enjoy the 0200 floor show at the nearby Waffle House/Denny's/Whatever after the joint closes. |
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Posted: 1/27/2023 9:37:03 PM EDT
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Based on your wants, I’d say WV will provide the most fulfilling experience.
I say this as someone with strip club experience. Granted, the one time I went was my bachelors party about 34 years ago…. |
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Posted: 1/27/2023 10:08:46 PM EDT
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The description of the dancers sound like my ex wife
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Posted: 1/28/2023 12:59:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: PvtJoeBauers]
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There was one like that in Altoona PA but for the life of me can’t recall it’s name.
ETA The Palace |
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Posted: 1/28/2023 4:48:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: WildKat1984]
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Posted: 1/28/2023 7:51:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WildKat1984: ? ZING! Look up...Whoops, missed it! |
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Posted: 1/28/2023 10:31:42 PM EDT
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Tennyson Lodge
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Posted: 2/3/2023 3:01:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PvtJoeBauers: There was one like that in Altoona PA but for the life of me can’t recall it’s name. ETA The Palace I think Coconuts is still there. Basically the same thing |
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Posted: 2/3/2023 10:08:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By m_lowlander: Tennyson Lodge This man knows a thing or two. Haha! |
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Posted: 2/4/2023 9:50:32 AM EDT
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I heard there was a long legged stripper at the Rhododendron Bar in Sykesville
At the least there is a shortage of teeth and IQ points there. |
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Posted: 2/4/2023 6:17:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JBG30: This man knows a thing or two. Haha! 
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Posted: 2/7/2023 7:30:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By m_lowlander: Tennyson Lodge My man... |
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Posted: 2/7/2023 1:49:02 PM EDT
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Pics from the night on the town aren’t loading.
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Posted: 2/13/2023 11:31:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By laxman09: I heard there was a long legged stripper at the Rhododendron Bar in Sykesville At the least there is a shortage of teeth and IQ points there. @laxman09 Oh man... drove past that place a bunch of times. |
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Posted: 2/20/2023 4:02:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beagledad: My man... Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beagledad: Originally Posted By m_lowlander: Tennyson Lodge My man... we met there and we're heading to the Tennyson. The cop asked where we were going. I said it's my 21st and we are going to the Tennyson. he handed me my license back and said. "Boy what you will see tonight will be far more punishment than I could ever do to you." |
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Posted: 3/25/2023 8:11:28 AM EDT
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GODDAMN, this so called "GRUMPY OLD MAN" Shit sounds fun as hell..
Sounds like a good time. |
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Posted: 3/25/2023 8:13:43 AM EDT
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LMFAO
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Posted: 3/31/2023 1:55:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Damndan22: LMFAO You are writing about an old man that just got back from Florida where he promised to take his sister and nephew to the noctournal zoo to watch nocturnal animals. I took them to a Waffle House near a strip joint at 0200. My nephew (mid 20s) went on Facebook and posted Uncle Piccolo took mom and I to a late night noctournal zoo and was a wonderful tour guide. He identified all of the animals for us and told us all about their habits and mating rituals! He knew everything about them! |
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Posted: 4/5/2023 9:06:46 PM EDT
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I will be in Monroeville for a few days in the middle of May (certification exams). I'll skip the strip joint*, but I'd be honored to buy your beer while you tell me stories.
* Briskette would not kill me in my sleep for visiting a strip joint. No, no. She'd make sure I was *wide* awake. |
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Posted: 4/5/2023 9:23:47 PM EDT
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Im in Peters Wash Co. I'm in for some stupid stuff...
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