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Thanks for the tips
The whole protected species thing is definitely an interesting thing to have to take into account when you’re looking at land.
We are aware for the insurance needs that may arise.
Sinkholes, yep, didn’t think about those though.
Elevation and flooding concerns, we’ve discussed those.
We’re planning a weekend to fly down and spend two full days exploring and viewing the areas to get a feel for them and see how everything is situated.
We are leaning towards existing developments or older areas where lots may pop up.
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It's not likely to be a huge problem if you aren't getting acreage, but it's something to watch for if you have, say, a "hey that big asshole bird is eyeing my dog funny" or "what is this strange hole in my yard oh look a turtle" moment. Thank God I haven't seen any tortoises in my neighborhood, but I do remember watching a couple Sandhill Cranes pecking at a terrified neighbor's back door like the dude owed them money
I keep a super soaker on the porch for the occasions where they start getting pissy with me or threatening the dog. Safe, effective, and discreet
Gopher tortoises don't do much beyond leave an obnoxious hole in your yard, but don't touch them or the burrow. You can still do ordinary lawn maintenance and stuff around it, but you'll want to put in a call to FWC if you see one so they can come relocate it. I don't know if there's a cost to the property owner for them doing it, but I do know there's a fine if you take the initiative.
Also, the environmental folks at work told me they shoot urine from their nose when they feel threatened. So, uh... Maybe just leave 'em to do their thing until the nice people from FWC come deal with it
Oh, speaking of animal stuff, the Tampa Bay area has had scattered but increasing sightings and incidents involving coyotes, and we have some local birds that won't think twice about trying to snatch a cat or small dog. Indoor pets or supervised on a leash would be a pretty good idea.
And if you happen to find yourself in Ybor, don't touch the chickens. Long story. Just leave them be.