From a thread in GD;

https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Missouri-woman-streaks-naked-across-football-field-while-8th-graders-practiced/5-2498073/?page=1

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-naked-football-field-8th-graders

A Missouri woman who allegedly streaked naked across a football field full of 8th graders has been sacked by prosecutors.

Lacey Uthe, of Jefferson City, was charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15 last Wednesday in connection with the incident, court records showed.

Uthe, who was born in 1994, according to legal records, told prosecutors she took heroin before leaving her home in the nude to look for help "because she thought she would die," documents obtained by KMIZ reportedly showed.

She allegedly jumped over the Helias Football Stadium fence wearing only a scarf while 29 middle school football players participated in a youth program, according to the station.

She looks a little rough around the edges...

Especially rough for a 27 year old. The things people do to themselves.

Thats gunna be a guilty verdict based upon photos.

Guilty

Eeeekeee

It's never the one you WANT to see naked . . .

BTW, I imagine she came from the large subsidized housing complex that's basically right next door to the school's athletic fields.

I concur....I too know that area.   Guilty doesn't sum that up.