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Quote History Lets go down the list;
- Did the army thing in TX and have lived in SC, MO, and FL; not too worried about heat stroke anymore.
- Noted, but used to live in FL where the worry was gaters.
-MO, OH, TX, and IN are all worse on the tornado front, so im less than worried about them.
-wasps are assholes. I should buy a flame thrower
-fire ant farms look really cool when you've dumped molten aluminum down them
-climate control variations? Laughs in "midwest"
-seems like a balance problem, wear something with better ankle support maybe?
- melting groceries laughs in "Texas temperatures"
-sunburn? Laughs in "Florida beaches"
-mosquito fistfight? Laughs in "Alaskan Mosquito skeet shooting"
If thats all, NC seems like a pretty tame state! Lol