"I can figure out what I want to be when I grow up"
Never grow up, it's a trap.
"My uncle and aunt went to Mars Hill back in the 80’s...but they don’t remember a whole lot"
It's a very very different place now than back then.
"How is the area?"
Marshall is now the up and coming suburb of the northern side of Asheville. It's the next part that is even partially undeveloped.
Depending on where in Marshall you guys will be, there is a walmart, publix, lowes, etc. 10 minutes from downtown Marshall.
Lots of hiking, fishing, etc. nearby. Ski resort out on the NC / TN line.
Lots of hippies and hipsters and potheads.
Houses are expensive and hard to find. The housing market is super hot around here - I'm a real estate developer. I'M happy about the market. Not so much everyone else.
"Methhead central?"
Definitely up here, but not as bad as alot of other places in the mountains. They are getting priced out by the growing cost for housing.
"Schools worth a shit?"
Dunno, no kids.
"Any gun ranges nearby with USPSA clubs?"
Dunno, I shoot on private property. I assume there's one nearby somewhere, lots of $$$ people around here.
I know there's one up near Burnsville somewhere (to the NE of Marshall)
Like I said above, I'm a real estate developer. Let me know if you guys need any help with construction or whatever. Especially with putting up a house. (I can build a quality new house cheaper than you can buy one on the used market around here by a significant amount in the current market. I also offer a seriously fat referral / customer finders fee if you bring me a customer who actually buys a house from me.)