So I called the propane company back again this morning….talked to a lady in the records department. It went something like this.
Me: I own my tank but got a letter from you saying my tank is a rental, and I need to pay a tank rental fee. Can you please provide me with a signed rental agreement from the previous owner of the house listing the serial number for my exact tank?
Her: I have tons of paperwork on my desk from all of the companies we have acquired over the last few years, it’s going to take me a while to track down the paperwork on your tank.
Me: So did you just send out a rental bills to every person that’s had their tank filled by you?
Her: NO, we only sent bills to the people who have our rental tanks.
Me: So you show that my tank is one of your rental tanks?
Her: Yes
Me: So, can you please send me that documentation that shows the serial number on my tank, and the rental agreement that goes along with it?
Her: What’s your address?
Me: Why? Don’t you already have that on file if I have one of your tanks?
Her: I want to send someone out there to take a look at the tank.
Me: Why would you need to look at it?
Her: To see if it’s ours or not.
Me: I thought you already said it was one of yours, you said you had documentation showing it was yours, and that’s why you sent me the bill in the first place.
Her: Let me go through all of this paperwork and see what I can find….I will get back to you.
These are the kind of idiots I’m dealing with. At this point it’s 100% obvious that they have no documentation on my tank, and I’m betting they just sent bills out to everyone they had on record in order to go fishing and see who would pay them. And once you pay that rental fee, the fine print pretty much says the tank is theirs from then on out.