OK, who do I call to get my grenade back?

Well I think we need more details like who’s ass you shoved it up and why you neglected to pull the pin?

As for Amazon they primarily use the local post office and them affirmative action hires are so inept it’s a wonder they find their way to work. Hell as far as I know they may still think they work from home and send their service dogs in to sort out the mail. We don’t have a rural route box because my mom lives a quarter mile off the road and my wife and I are never home. So we have a post office box and a 911 address. If anything is shipped USPS it’s promptly lost if the 911 address is used. Or if it’s labeled for the post office and is shipped UPS and UPS drops it off at the post office. Or if we have bad weather and either UPS or FedEx drop the items off at the post office box. Yet the older last two ladies had no problem holding a package for us. The stupidity is unreal.

After reading the article I’m jealous. Amazon delivery!