

Posted: 5/15/2022 6:42:35 AM EDT
The original SmElLy GuN sHoW returns.
I need some moldy jerky that came from some formerly living thing. Maybe a "surplus" MRE that's seven years out-of-date. ![]() |
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Admit it, you know you're going to go. Then you'll go get Indian food and destroy a bathroom someplace. Maybe in reverse order.
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You'll be filling in several squares of Bingo by yourself!
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Saturday's forecast high is 95F and likely very humid. Combine that with that venue's inadequate AC/Ventilation, 50 year's worth of nicotine coating the walls, and the stench of human flotsam and jetsam and you've got a recipe for unpleasantness. The sky-high prices only add to the misery.
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Originally Posted By ThePontificator: Saturday's forecast high is 95F and likely very humid. Combine that with that venue's inadequate AC/Ventilation, 50 year's worth of nicotine coating the walls, and the stench of human flotsam and jetsam and you've got a recipe for unpleasantness. The sky-high prices only add to the misery. View Quote You really know how to sell the event! |
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Pontif has a Business degree and majored in marketing
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That would be correct. I call it "anti-marketing" aka the hard truth.
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You forgot the overwhelming odor of cat piss.
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"If you have authentic memories, you have real human responses." - Dr. Ana Stelline, Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
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Bottom row for the "Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month" win!
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"If you have authentic memories, you have real human responses." - Dr. Ana Stelline, Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
"Whatever you do, in the necessity statement on a Form 4, do not put "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." - AJSully421 |
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If you couldn't get enough or didn't go don't worry: there's another show at the fairgrounds in 3 weeks.
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